A person who masturbates using cheese because he/she can not get a person of the opposite sex to make love to them. These people are scum to society and deserve to be shot and hung. Most cheesewankers (including the example) eat the cheese after they are done stroking themselves.
by JD BG April 12, 2005
Get the cheesewank mug.The act, or the motion of commiting the act of dipping one's bread stick into the eyesockat of habujulangagananga, aka "Destiny of cheese, God".
It is rather apparant, that such an act often results in one's pestashio nut being consumed by a hot pink tiger,after the hot pink tiger consuming the pestashio nut it has been known for the hot pink tiger to vomit a baby dwarf. This often causes the tiger to suffer indigestion, and thus this causes the bread stick to take the thrown of king of mr gay universe.
It is rather apparant, that such an act often results in one's pestashio nut being consumed by a hot pink tiger,after the hot pink tiger consuming the pestashio nut it has been known for the hot pink tiger to vomit a baby dwarf. This often causes the tiger to suffer indigestion, and thus this causes the bread stick to take the thrown of king of mr gay universe.
I was simply Cheeseaning, when all of a sudden, a giant pumkin manifested out of the blue moon and started doing the funky chicken!!!! (in the location of my armpit.
In a brief conversation with my mother in law, she suddenly plucked a bread stick and was cheeseaning!!
My mate John, requently endulges in cheeseaning!!!
In a brief conversation with my mother in law, she suddenly plucked a bread stick and was cheeseaning!!
My mate John, requently endulges in cheeseaning!!!
by Iliketofightsnailsontuesday May 29, 2009
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That Cheeseman has a butt plug in his ass
by Dave Holloway October 17, 2003
Get the Cheeseman mug.A cheeseman is a term used to describe someone who is amazing at a video game. Derived from the screen name of an insanely awesome gamer.
by Demy March 12, 2005
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by Gary cheeseman December 31, 2021
Get the Cheeseman mug.Derogatory; affectionate. A person who enjoys tacky, cheesy, kitschy, saccharine or niche art and/or humour and is considered, by the speaker, to be naive. Unhip. Geeky.
Jack: "Have you heard The Bad Plus' version of Everybody Wants to Rule the World?"
Jill: "You are such a cheesemonkey."
Jill: "You are such a cheesemonkey."
by A Harrow March 15, 2015
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Fredo: That dawg Marcus is such a Cheezeman
Marcus: Wdym bro toes taste good
Hugo: You need help my guy
Marcus: Wdym bro toes taste good
Hugo: You need help my guy
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