Charmin Hammer

When a guy uses a toilet paper roll to jerk off

Every time John is here he messes up my toilet paper rolls. I bet he’s using the ol’ Charmin Hammer.

by Burnicus January 17, 2020

Charming Kyaw

A girl with no worth, mentally unstable, and an emotional mess who lives in Myanmar. A girl who cannot find anything interesting in real men after she finds out Bakugo Katsuki existed.

Damn girl, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed? You look like you could be named Charming Kyaw.

by Draco Malfoy's one and only January 15, 2021

Charming Hamad

No words can make the beginning of this perfect as u are simply you came in and messed up with everything inside of me the first time I saw ur eyes made me realize a lot made feel for a sec that I’m looking at a masterpiece of art 💙. I've failed you several times. But there was one moment I failed you beyond measure. I told my self many times maybe this is not what dose love means i tried to forget you but in each time I fall harder than before ! I want to spend the bad days before the good one with u let me save that heart from this world hun I’ll say loud and clear I lOVE YOU ! Okay I want to thank you for always being there for me when I needed it, for helping me through the bad times and I want to let you know that I will always be there for you. You’re so loving, caring and thoughtful. You always put a smile on my face . I just wanted you to know how much I appreciate having u in my life, and I hope you know how much you mean to me . I just want you to know how much I LOVE YOU 💙.

Charming Hamad you are my first and last love forever !

by nfnf ur love January 20, 2020

Charmin Soaker

A drunken act wherein you purposely piss on the toilet paper in the bathroom at Jimmy John's. This act is usually performed just after you've eaten the best sandwich of your life, and just before you run out of the restaurant giggling like an ass.

I was so ripped last night! The last thing I remember was giving a Charmin Soaker at Jimmy John's!

by Dan I am February 6, 2010

charmin

Toilet paper, butt wipe. Brand name of butt wipe.

Nathan is known as charmin among the executives at tesoro.

by coastworm October 31, 2003

prince charming

Someone or something that removes a flaw or self-destructive quality in someone else (e.g in a snow white) or something else. Derived from Prince Charming in the tale 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' who saves Snow White from death.

"Last year I nearly died from alcohol poisoning but ever since, football has been the prince charming."

by Sir Pink Panther July 25, 2008

Charming

Used as an ironic response,as a way of saying 'don't be so personal!'

I bet you two idiots would make a fine pair together.

Charming!

by SomeoneNew October 17, 2012