Fishermens deck chair

When the man lies on his back and the women sits with the her legs either side of the his torso and her hands behind her looking at his feet while he performs oral sex

Jimmy: Frank, how was your date with Mary
Frank: Awesome we did the fishermens deck chair. I've still got the reminder on the end of my nose.

by Mrbadgerless July 23, 2018

The Comfy Chair

MG whoring Call of Duty player.
Derived from the Monty Python skit featuring the Spanish Inquisition. The Comfy Chair is the most feared torture device in which unbelievers are vigorously poke by soft cushions. Nobody expects this because Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition!

Oh no! Not the Comfy Chair!

by Pope_on_a_bender February 10, 2005

Chair Farter

Over weight, ugly, often middle aged woman, who work in office jobs that are very rude, and never want to get out of the chair they are sitting in to help you. Most common place of employment is Government jobs, like tag department, etc.

I went to the courthouse to tag my tahoe, and that lazy "chair farter" was rude, she did not want to get up and help me. She just wanted to set and fart in her chair all day.

by quik406 August 10, 2010

chair eater

Someone who always gets the lyrics wrong to every song. Not to mention the think its funny. Most annoying person in the world.

-Blue Octopus

wow that guy is so anoying. He totaly a chair eater.

-Blue Octopus

by Blue Octopus March 14, 2017

CHAIR FORCE

A military force of men who specialize in fields that involve sitting on chairs strategically.

CHAIR FORCE: THE ARMY THAT SITS

by CHAIRFORCE2 June 6, 2018

Bro Chair

A comfortable chair located in a department store or boutique, strategically positioned to allow tired bros to rest while wives or girlfriend shop.

Oh yes! Just when I thought I was going to collapse I found a sweet bro chair at Nordstroms.

by jlfour January 4, 2015

chairs up

A phrase used for the wrapping up of an event or program where everyone in the platform has been on the same page, with the intent of having some routine followup for the greater good.

Great job with our weekly planning meeting you guys. See you next week. Chairs up!

by sbg3 May 2, 2018