Chonk

A tub of lard that goes by the name Tushar.
Oh the Chonker is scoping today? He’ll need two adjoined endoscopy rooms to fit his fat chonk ass.
by GI J October 14, 2020
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Chonk

O LORD HE COMIN
by Nut in it July 14, 2019
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Chonking

Chonking (adjective/verb) describes a state in which something is both smelly and sweaty. Of course, there are a limited number of applications for this word, most of which are related to the genital area. Originated in Scotland.
"Ma gooch is pure chonking man!" THE MULLENATOR <--famous scottish frequenter of gay nightclubs.
by Fraser Clark <--likes anal September 14, 2006
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Phat. Very raw. Gangster.
"Yo son you peeped the new 2 Ray Mo CD? That shit is tha CHONK dog."
"My boy gave me these crazy pills son they get you so wrecked, theyre the fucking chonk."
by Merz February 07, 2003
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Chonk

A cannabis "placebo", as such.

A non-existant type of cannabis whoes side effects include:

Feeling randy
Seeing white lights as red

The excuse for it being tasteless is due to the fact that it's boiled in milk to take out the flavour, this leads to the 3rd side effect:

The inability to eat dairy products, such as meat.

Used to trick people into thinking they're smoking pot.
Joe: "Are you feeling it yet?"
Shelly: "Yer, I'm well horny"
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Shelly: "Why can't I taste it?"
Matt: "Err, 'cos it's been boiled in milk"
by PlugDude June 24, 2005
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A considerably desirable vagina.
I hit that chonk in various positions.
by Anonymous September 26, 2003
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roots, sex, fuck etc
it's all about tha chonks
by masine April 11, 2003
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