Cephelogatitis

1) A rare disorder - unique to the college female - that results primarily in an increased tendency to contract urinary infections after sexual activity.

Laura: Tonight's really not a good night for me. My cephelogatitis is acting up again.

by Danny Tan-ner January 15, 2010

Cerpers

A tall, green stalker which wants to explode up your ass until you glow.

Cerpers r cum 4 u

by Endergen May 26, 2013

Cepheaus

Cepheaus is an intelligent, humorous and loyal person. He may be hyper at times, but shy as well. He is stylish, friendly and sincere. Animal lover, humble and wise. He knows what's right and wrong, but sometimes may choose the wrong choice. Only after he learnt his lesson, will he change. Likes sports very much and is a great joy to everyone.

omg, he looks like a Cepheaus!

by blob :-) May 28, 2013

Carpháge

Borrowed French expression for 'cigarette-holder'. Generally hand-crafted from polished, dark wood or some imitation thereof

"Her carpháge was resting delicately between two fingers at her cheek, and even though the cigarette at the widened tip of the carpháge had been out for several moments now she drew it to her lips and gingerly bit down into the polished wood of the mouthpiece while she waited for my reply."

by Deskomatic23333 March 8, 2015

Certhrex

Idiot with bad memory.

If you meet anybody with just horrible memory call them a Certhrex

Dude that was such a Certhrex move

by anonymous May 28, 2021

Cephisodotus

Baddest motherfucker to exist, girls love him. He turns them all down to romanticise his melancholy and solitude.

Did you hear Cephisodotus just turned down Jessica, man that dude has some issues.

by LilChada69 November 19, 2022

macro fecal cephalon

My Dad came up with this term meaning Big Shit Head!

Son, you can be a real macro fecal cephalon at times.

by Chief Running Hook April 1, 2021