cemeterian

A person who works in, owns or operates a cemetery or memorial park. Not the same as a sexton who was considered the "caretaker".

Forest Lawn was founded in 1906 as a not-for-profit cemetery by a group of businessmen from San Francisco. Dr. Hubert Eaton and C. B. Sims, cemeterians, entered into a sales contract with the cemetery in 1912. Eaton took over the management of the cemetery in 1917 and is credited as being the "Founder" of Forest Lawn for his innovations of establishing the "memorial park plan" (eliminating upright grave markers) and being the first to open a funeral home on dedicated cemetery grounds.

by Vinny 2052 October 2, 2011

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goon centurian

When you consume a shot of ragingly cheap cask wine (goon) every minute for 100 minutes in an epic race to drunkenness.

"Dude, Blake's in the toilet blowing chunks and Christian just spewed all over the bouncer. I think it's from their game of goon centurian earlier."

by glutiouscrapsimus April 20, 2010

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centorpian

A cross between a centaur and scorpian. Like a centaur, but instead of a horse body it has a scorpian body, tail and all eight legs.

Dude, a Centorpian could totally kick a centaur's ass! When you are stung by a centorpian you go into centorpor, which is a state of euphoric scorpulation.

by redstro June 29, 2006

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Cemeterian

Slang for elderly; implying a person is close to death due to age. A person said to have one foot in the grave. A person having so much gray hair they look partially cremated.

Her: I don't think he is THAT old. He is a Baby Boomer, though.

Him: For fuck's sake, he is a cemeterian. AARP called him last week saying, "Enough already! Move on! Go to the fucking light!"

by abrupt1 May 11, 2014

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