Cavetown

Cavetown is the best singer of all times and his music is so good u will cry

“Cavetown is awesome”

by Emotastical bbgb May 17, 2022

categorically

A word used by politicians and company board members to avoid telling a lie.

I did not categorically have sexual relations with that woman.

I categorically deny all charges brought against me.

by Bloopy September 14, 2005

Cattoggio

A very italian last name that, when heard, instantly gives people orgasms, male or female.

Guy #1: What's your name?
Guy #2: Joe Cattoggio.

Everyone in room: *MOAN*
Guy #1: I'm gonna go grab a towel.

by PoopOnIt43 July 5, 2009

Category 8 Bruh moment

Category 8 bruh moment is a bruh moment in which the main bruh is a male. The number 8 represents the ball sack in which the majority of males have.

Bruh 1: *Gets kicked in the balls

Bruh 2: "this is a category 8 bruh moment"

by Uncle fungus June 22, 2019

catatonic

One who does not respond to external stimuli, for example through the senses. You could shoot a catatonic in the foot and they would not notice.

Very few people can ever achieve complete catatonic status. Those who do rarely recover, resulting in pain and untold suffering for the victim's family.

Keanu Reeves is a catatonic. His family must be counselled properly.

"Just stand next to Carrie-Ann and we'll do the rest!"

"Um.... I am The One!"

by Comrade Dmitri March 12, 2004

Brad Catton

1)A sadistic minion master who will stop at nothing to take over the world.
2)An unsocilable kid from school whos conversations include sweets and killing things
3)Crazy kid who lives off sweets

Dude: Hey brad hows it going

Brad Catton: Sweets!

Dude: Wow your weird

Brad Catton: MINIONS KILL HIM
*group of minions jump out of his school bag and maul dude*

Brad Catton: Well now thats done gotta go to mourines for sweets

by kafakjdfkla October 21, 2008

Cattouse

v.: The act of being turned into roadkill by an onrushing vehicle or quarterback. Refers to the violent flattening of Sean Cattouse of Cal (who was Cattoused) by Andrew Luck of Stanford (who did the Cattousing).

1. Eww - that skunk in the middle of the road must have been Cattoused by an 18-wheeler.

2. (As a noun): I do like me some fricaseed Cattouse - the fresher the better.

by Dr. Vinnie Boombatz November 27, 2010