Carboned

A term for when you're taking a group photo (with the iphone .5 lens) and one person on the end gets warped, making them look 10x their actual size.

"How did the photo come out? Oh no, I've been carboned!"

"I don't want to be on the end, I don't want to get carboned!"

by evanmrc December 17, 2023

Carboned

When you take a group photo (with the iPhone .5 lens) and one person on the end becomes warped

How did the picture come out? “Oh my, I’ve been carboned!”

I don’t want to be on the end. I might get carboned!

by evanmrc December 22, 2023

carboneau

A twink of any french descent. Usually skinny with blue eyes or freckles. May also be ginger related.

“God damn, he look like a carboneau”
“Bro is definitely carboneau related”

by Tbig guy February 3, 2024

carbonetic

the way a carbonated drink tastes

“The new Orange and Mango frozen from Hungry jacks tastes so carbonetic”

by Chester Binks March 3, 2024

Carbungle

Nonsense, madness, baloney

That's a whole load of carbungle!

by word dominator March 24, 2024

Cartunes calebjosh

When two employees at a car audio/ window tinting/detailing/emergency lighting outfitting/ poor people free vehicle checking shop engage in anal and the giver receives a poop cork from the power bottom who forgot to douche before making love. The poop cork typically will remain unnoticed until the giver takes his first post cum pee and hears a “ting” in the toilet as the poop cork is pushed out the end of his penis and rumpled foreskin at a high velocity into the side of the toilet bowl like a co2 powered air soft gun shooting poop pellets. The origin of the poop cork usually derived from a male of larger than average length reaching the untapped poop deposit buried deep in the power bottoms butt mine. Once poop corks are achieved, it is usually referred to as a long wall just as it is in coal mining. Only this is poop mining with a goal of eventual cum mining.

Josh was mining Caleb’s butt mine when he struck a previously untapped poop mine with his long wall drill Dong. They knew they had struck smelly gold when Joshs long wall spewed cum then got packed with poop forming a poop cork. At that point, Caleb knew he had been cartunes calebjosh

by Shadowcasteratcartunesmr1000 April 6, 2024

Carbuncle

What's worse than one boil? Several boils clustered together! Please take care of yourself and especially your skin, because you do NOT want to have one of these. It won't kill you, but it will make you wish that you were dead.

If only the carbuncle would eat itself instead of remaining on your skin and causing you horrific pain.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 11, 2024