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venture capitalist

someone with enough money to gamble $50 million or so by purchasing overvalued companies that seem to offer "the next big thing" but in the end turn out to be just another "flash in the pan".
Bob: I just finished writing a program that takes anyone's picture that you upload to the website, and automatically superimposes it on a naked body with the best match.
Bill: That's pretty perverted, and pointless, I might add.
Bob: I know. But all I need is enough page views to get some venture capitalists salivating and I'll be set for life. They can have all of the headaches when it becomes obvious that no one will pay to use it because everyone already has Photoshop.
by gawthic1 June 26, 2008
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Capitalistmas

The true name of the 25th of December, a day for people to sacrifice their bank accounts and credit cards to buying other people shit they don’t need, a day for which businesses make you feel guilty about not buying their shit for others all the way back to August (or are they cutting into July already?). It is NOT Jesus’s birthday, since Jesus (if he even existed) was born in April.
My neighbors went into debt last Capitalistmas buying their kids all those toys that ended up in their garbage cans by June.
by Jojo Bizarro December 20, 2010
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capitalist

A country that uses capitalism as its form of economy.
The USA and many other countries are Capitalist.
by Anonymous July 18, 2003
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Capitalist Feminism

Capitalist Feminism is an exclusive marketing scheme portrayed as a feminist inclusive movement. This rampant phenomenon of exclusion, is being peddled as inclusion for profit.
Through capitalist feminism our mission is the advancement of all women. We are a diverse community open to all, as long as you can afford an annual commitment of our 3k dollar membership fee.
by awomaninhistory December 2, 2018
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Capitolicism

Pretty much just America's version of Christianity.
Did Lazarus meet his deductible before undergoing the procedure that revived him performed by Jesus Christ? That's why we need Capitolicism. We can't have Jesus just giving away free healthcare!
by KaktuzTooTousandTree September 11, 2022
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Communist Capitalism

Also called Marxist Capitalism. A form of capitalism where you are paid in social benefits instead of money and/or your social benefits are determined by how much work you do. This economic type was the main economic type in the Soviet Union. While this economic type is often referred to as communism, it is much closer to capitalism.
The Soviet Union never achieved communism. They achieved communist capitalism.
by Shugunou March 31, 2023
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SEC (Socially Engineered Capitalism)

A factor that represents the promotion, perpetuation, and persuasion of economic influence to maintain the status quo for the one percent in power.
Economic treason results from the occupation of labor forces in countries other than that of residing corporate board directors where profit values are substantiated by the SEC (Socially Engineered Capitalism).
by Mikal Machievelli December 5, 2011
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