calorie

super bad and stuff.

OMG that banana has lyke, 10 CALORIES!!!!!!42q!4

by 2357551112456h September 21, 2005

empty calories

A phrase used when the food or beverage offered will not induce inebriation or intoxication. For example, brownies or cookies without marijuana, or a non-alcoholic drink.

Man #1: Hey, want a brownie?
Man #2: That depends, are they "special"?
Man #1: ...No, just delicious.
Man #2: No thanks, empty calories.

by domotomoarigatou November 1, 2009

calorie expensive

a food that is way too high in calories to fit into one's current diet

Woah, that triple chocolate cheesecake is WAY too calorie expensive for me today; I've already hit my 1300 calories/day goal.

by Lionflower April 28, 2010

burning calories

1. any good performance

1. That fiddle player, last night, was really burnin' calories.

by otay May 20, 2005

burning calories

1. in a state of high anxiety.
2. having a nervous physical habit.
3. indication of a really good game or
good performance in a game.

1.Oh man, I've gotta give this speech tomorrow, and, man, I AM burning calories.
2. She was really burning calories, swingin' her leg all through dinner.
3. Winning score was 16 to 15, we were
burning calories!!

by otay May 21, 2005

zero calorie dinner

something only carnivorous meat eaters suffer from (compared to vegans and maybe some forms of stricter vegetarians). Believed to be caused by the high animal fat and cholesterol shock on the body when too much meat is taken into a herbivore's (e.g. human) body.

Man i knew i shouldn't have eaten that #1 at McDonalds after not eating meat for a week. even without the milkshake it was a zero calorie dinner

Although Tom had a zero calorie dinner from chili's, when his blood was taken 20 mins later he still had fat stuck to the test tube like elmers glue from all the animal meat he had eaten.

by GO DJ HaKa September 14, 2011

calories

the hair on your ass that stands up after an ugly girl gives you the "i wanna bang u" look. Its a disease.

Jay got a lot of calories after looking at Sam eat waffles in front of the television naked.

by Organ Donor August 20, 2003