Calimacha

Calimacha a mixture of watev you got in the fridge mixed together and cooked down into ...like a stew.

girl: hey ma watcha makin?

Mamma: I dont know just threw together sum vegies before they went bad

girl: looks like sum Calimacha to me!!:D

by Iheartseventeens August 1, 2010

calvia

an beautiful/fine girl that everyone would want

calvia is fine af my g

by follow yxng_bagZ on instagram March 12, 2019

Caliwampus

When something goes upside down or wrong side up. When something goes completely wrong.

The pickup slide over the hill and went caliwampus.

by Makinbacon1987 September 19, 2019

Calizay

He is very stubborn and likes to stand up for his talents. He is nice most of the time and gets annoyed very easily. He is a little bossy but is a great human being and a nice friend.

Calizay is awesome 👏

by Itsmeshore November 4, 2019

Calvary Chapel Time

noun: a time zone found in Calvary Chapel schools which throw off all plans of meeting friends and being on time to important events on time. Can be found frustrating when used as an excuse for being late to school, and you recieve a lovely little yellow slip after all efforts to get out of being late.

Kid: But my alarm was set to the correct time!
Office Person: Well it should've been set to Calvary Chapel Time, and you know it.
Kid: ... you guys suck, I know you do this on purpose...
(Admininstrator walks in from survellance room)
Admin: He knows too much...
Kid: NO! DON'T!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

by Oddjobguy November 24, 2005

john calipari

former coach of umass, new jersey nets, and university of memphis tigers, now coach of university of kentucky wildcats, led both college teams to college championship games, only to barely lose. after promising to remain at a school runs off in broad daylight to hide in the backseat of his wife's car to evade the hatred and disdain of the public and media, to hop a plane to his new place of employment. i.e. a person who is loved and instantly hated in a matter of seconds

yo man, what happened to bill?
oh, nothing, his fiancee just found out he slept with his sister, so he pulled a john calipari. we wont be seeing him, or the sister for a while

grimy

by mrzero1982 March 31, 2009

Calinas Correia

An extraordinary group of people. These group of people can be recognised by the very high noise level that they are able to produce, they also tend to be rather short but there are a few exceptions, they are of a dark complexion and regularly have dark fur on their heads. They are usually laughing, drinking, eating and are regularly found in a country that is also known as the capital of Spain. Although have a tendency to migrate all around England.

Those are real calinas correias

by expedia July 26, 2010