Calendar Girl

Out of your league women that only talk to you when they need favors from you.

"Why do you bother drooling over her? She's just a calendar girl and you know it."

by D-Struct August 27, 2005

careness

a cross between caring and kindness, with a dash of consideration

thank you for your careness

by an anonymous person October 12, 2006

Calen

Calen: Gorgeous, Handsome, Sexy, Hot guy. He is so amazing in many ways. Hes smart, Funny, Sweet, Kind, and Joyful. He is someone who you can easily love in a quick second. A Calen is someone who can cheer you up even when your in the most depressed mood ayone can be in. He make you smile when you talk to him. He gives you butterflies everytime you see his face. He is someone you can just sit there and stare into his eyes for hours without saying a word. A Calen is also someone I gave my heart to. I love him with a strong passion.

Tay:Did you see Calen walking down the street today?
Maddy:Yeah! He was looking Finneee.
Shar:He sure was.
Tay:Um.... Be right back.
Maddy&Shar:Ok.
Tay:*Chases after Calen*

by TheLovelyTay June 28, 2009

Calena

Calena is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. The thing is, she slacks a lot and procrastinates 24/7. either way she is epic and loves anime

wow. calena is so cool hehe.

by gerbil123 June 8, 2018

Caline

Caribbean sexy girl with undeniable charm.

Without doubt the most unique and true person you will meet in your life! She is very pretty but she doesn’t know it.

Sparkling, always smiling, she will make you feel someone special by her side.

And in bed she will make you feel like a Greek god of Olympus.

Caline is a strong, independent and intelligent woman.
She has a smile that can light up a dark room.

If you are lucky enough to meet a Caline, take care of her, she deserves it.

Beware, Caline don't like chocolate and eats tofu...

by Caline's boyfriend November 24, 2021

opening the advent calendar

A nickname for masturbation during DDD.

Hey man, it's day 3 of DDD, I'm opening the advent calendar, gonna bust it.

by peepee poopoo shoe December 2, 2019

The Cock Calendar

The calendar for people who can't survive No Nut November

Jump Bones January
Four Finger February
Masturbation March

Anal April

Mating May

Jack off June
Juicy July

Asshole August
Sex September
Oral October
Nut November
Dick December

"Liah it's No Nut November :("
"Not according to The Cock Calendar it isn't ;))"
"Cock calendar?"
"A glorious calendar made by @bri_loves_badgers and @_stonecoldcrazy_ on instagram"

by ClinkClinkBitch November 2, 2019