calculost

noun - the state of being in which one does not understand calculus, esp. when the professor is Micheal J Best. Fo shizzle.

That note made me so calculost.

by mkv 400 July 20, 2008

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Calculus

Best thing since sex, possibly better

"Hey, dude, have you seen the calculus questions?"
"Yeah, I know, I just jizzed!"
"Me too."

by Gary Halsden October 27, 2009

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calculicious

1. Having to do with or being characterized by calculus.
2. Descriptive term for a hot/hott intellectual individual: good-looking geek

The test had a lot of calculicious equations.

She's lookin' damn calculicious with those new glasses.

by Lizardqueen June 1, 2006

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The act of providing a guesstimate to a statistical question knowing good well that the answer is most likely incorrect, but also knowing that the person requesting the answer will not know any better.

It is also assumed that the question is ultimately irrelevant and therfore the answer is pointless.

ie. (Dan at HDQ needed those figures on the number of electric staplers needing repair by 5pm or else the TPS reports may run late, so I had to counter-calculize an appropriate response.)

by Waddamz December 23, 2009

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calculus nerd

a person who loves calculus and math. they can usually multiply two digit numbers together and get them right. typically below average in the looks department. once in a while a class is graced by the presence of an amazingly smart person. most calculus nerds believe that calculus is funner than darts.

The calculus nerd(matt) is asking Chrstine to prom right now. So how about it?

by matt.stud April 6, 2006

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