The worship of the thing that makes the grumpy happy, the tired energized, and makes the world go round
by Slentz42 July 13, 2017
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No, there was no gradual build up of energy, there was nothing, and then there was everything! I was twitching, insane almost, desperate to do anything and everything at once. Raid MC, knit a pair of socks, learn three foreign languages at the same time, watch all of Firefly, chat with friends, write a letter to dear grandmama, study calculus, program my own dungeon, and then I crashed.
It was like hitting a brick wall while rolling down a hill in a garbage can. There was too much energy, and then none at all. Uncontrolled explosions in my system followed by an oxygen vent to finally put them out, and the crew dying a fast and miserable death.
No, there was no gradual build up of energy, there was nothing, and then there was everything! I was twitching, insane almost, desperate to do anything and everything at once. Raid MC, knit a pair of socks, learn three foreign languages at the same time, watch all of Firefly, chat with friends, write a letter to dear grandmama, study calculus, program my own dungeon, and then I crashed.
It was like hitting a brick wall while rolling down a hill in a garbage can. There was too much energy, and then none at all. Uncontrolled explosions in my system followed by an oxygen vent to finally put them out, and the crew dying a fast and miserable death.
by Thorgeous January 6, 2012
Get the Weaponized Caffeine mug.An extremely hot, very charismatic, intelligent, humorous, and mindful individual. Seen in the show “White Collar”, and neither his character nor his actor ever fail to amaze or deceive your thoughts. Always managing to prevail in wonders unbeknownst to you, he never seems to let you down. Occasionally acts like a very large child, however, this is in the best possible way and causes one to have tremendous surges of affection for him. It’s fucking adorable.
Dana: OH MY GOD! Did you see that? Neal Caffery is so FUCKING GREAT!
Stacy: I KNOW RIGHT! HOW THE HELL DOES HE ALWAYS MANAGE TO MAKE ME SUPRISED? Ugh, if only he wasn’t married and had children...
Alex: Shut the fuck up Stacy, you rancid hoe.
Stacy: You’ve had THREE little toys in the last hour Alex, shut up.
Dana: *trying to walk out of the room slowly to avoid death*
Alex: OH BITCH DON’T YOU-
Etc.
Stacy: I KNOW RIGHT! HOW THE HELL DOES HE ALWAYS MANAGE TO MAKE ME SUPRISED? Ugh, if only he wasn’t married and had children...
Alex: Shut the fuck up Stacy, you rancid hoe.
Stacy: You’ve had THREE little toys in the last hour Alex, shut up.
Dana: *trying to walk out of the room slowly to avoid death*
Alex: OH BITCH DON’T YOU-
Etc.
by AggressivePizza March 28, 2018
Get the Neal Caffery mug.The feeling that comes when you’re really exhausted but you’ve drank way too much caffeine and you’re split between nearly falling asleep and having the mental energy to run 5 marathons
“Dude drive me home I’m totally tripping on caffeine and will probably fall asleep before I get home”
“Dude don’t worry about falling asleep you could probably solve time travel in your current mental state”
“Dude don’t worry about falling asleep you could probably solve time travel in your current mental state”
by George Papadopolopodous December 22, 2019
Get the Tripping on Caffeine mug.1. Goddess of the stimulant caffeine - A fine and powerful embodiment of the wonders of cheap, legal uppers.
2. Kamio Chambless, the caffeinatrix, kaffeina. Self-styled as a photographer, painter, oldschool geek and part time gothic spaz. milkycat.com, yo.
2. Kamio Chambless, the caffeinatrix, kaffeina. Self-styled as a photographer, painter, oldschool geek and part time gothic spaz. milkycat.com, yo.
Caffeina will grant you the power to stay up past your bedtime painting as long as you don't abuse her.
by caffeinatrix February 1, 2004
Get the caffeina mug."A strong legal stimulant that is far more practical to snort in it's pure form than ingest by drinking disgusting, gut-wrenching coffee. Snorting caffeine produces an immediate energy rush and more intense buzz than drinking"
Very true. But remember, kids... If you want to snort pure caffeine, don't even consider crushing up a No-Doz and railing it... Eww... Talk about a nasty drip.
Very true. But remember, kids... If you want to snort pure caffeine, don't even consider crushing up a No-Doz and railing it... Eww... Talk about a nasty drip.
"Man, if it wasn't for me snorting caffeine instead of having the usual cup of coffee, I'd probably have gotten fired for not showing up to work in the mornings."
by SillyJessi July 27, 2008
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