anal cabbage

What happens when you dont wipe or clean your arse for a week. It builds up and begins to resemble a cabbage

last week i had really bad anal cabbage because i hadnt wiped or showered in a month. I named it Freddie McCabbagepatchpoo.

by terango January 10, 2009

Devil's Cabbage

Another word for weed, not a particular type, just weed in general.

Tony: You wanna come over tonight and smoke some devil's cabbage?
Dave: Yes please I would like that

by rehhhh March 11, 2013

cabbage ball

A game similar to softball or baseball. A cabbage ball is larger and softer than both a baseball and a softball. It started out as an indoor game but now you can play it outdoors too. Started out in New Orleans

Johnny and I played cabbage ball after having a few drinks, it was a blast.

by Renegade Norman September 9, 2013

mini cabbages

The vegetable formerly known as Brussels Sprouts.

Suzan made mini cabbages with balsamic vinegar as part of her holiday dinner.
I never got why they call them Brussels Sprouts, they're obviously mini cabbages.

by MikeInDC November 18, 2019

Cabbaging

When you take everything out of someones bag, turn it inside out, put everything back in and then zip it up. Usually also done to thing inside the bag like a pencil case. When this is turned inside out it is called Sprouting.

"I left my bag by the lunch hall i hope no-one has been cabbaging today..."
Dude one: Oh No my bags been cabbaged! I'm gonna have to carry it to class like this and sort it out then or i'll be late!
Dude Two: Yeh and everyone will take the piss as you go along the corridor!

by alex thorpe January 3, 2008

cabbage roll

A cabbage roll is a rolled up bundle of paper money. A money roll.

Sherrie saw the size of his cabbage roll and knew who she was going home with that evening.

by ringmasterow January 26, 2010

Cabbage eater

Someone of reduced intelligence, usually only requiring the bare minimum nutrition to survive.

Jane: Jane like cabbage, cabbage like Jane. Nom nom nom

Jane ate the cabbage

Cabbage eaters = simple people

by Practicaldickhead August 7, 2018