Quickie in a casket

Having a quick fuck with a recently deceased person while in their casket.

Savannah had gorilla grip coochie so
When I was at her funeral I just had to have a quickie in a casket.

by Sham shake April 22, 2020

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Casket

A wallet.

It holds dead presidents. AKA money.

Dude: Bro, I gotta buy me a new casket.
Dude 2: How did you lose it this time?
Dude: I was buyin some girl a drink at the bar and it got stolen.

by SFB aka the hardcourt killa June 30, 2010

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Cacket • cacked • cocket • cacker • casket • caketaker • cockette • cuckette • cacete • caketease

Dutch Casket

A group sex activity in which the subject is surrounded by males (typically 15 or more) who rest their scrotums all over the subject's body, effectively burying the subject in testicles.

"My whole world is balls," purred Greg as the baseball team embalmed him in a Dutch Casket.

by Delvis April 21, 2009

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The Cacken!

The sexual act of grouping 8 "large" men with penis' at arms length and having them engulf the female participant in cock.

John- "Bring out the female sacrifice!"
Jerry- "Release the Cacken!"
Girl- "Ahhhhh! It's the Cacken!"

by Dr. Catz PhD December 29, 2010

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Do NOT get the word 'cacker' confused with townie or chav. They are two separate beasts. In fact, a cacker could be considered the opposite to a 'townie' since they in fact live in the countryside (in the New Forest to be exact). There are also similarities to gypos, but a cacker comes from a specific housing estate or family.

Someone with the surname "Clarke" or "Wicher" or "Cooper" is probably a cacker.
Someone who lives in a council estate in a rural village is also probably a cacker

by ss February 5, 2004

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