Penis-curling good

Expression used to imply a most unexpectedly satisfactory sexual conquest of a person of lesser attractiveness, usually of the same sex.

Last night I had a great time with that subpar Swedish guy, it was penis-curling good.

by Zettai Zetsumei October 22, 2009

The most toe curling opinion

Orange juice is better than apple juice

Person 1: I love apple juice
Person 2: I have the most toe curling opinion, apple juice sucks

I'm mars and I approve this content

Hi ren

by Mars is best May 30, 2022

Shoe Curling

when you empty a bean bag out on a floor, preferibly a corridoor, so all the little polystyrene balls go every were, then you and your mates take one shoe of then take turns curling you shoes up the corridoor to see who getts closest to a cup.

basically like ice curling but with shoes.

ITS NICHE !!!

The other moring when i was pissed out of my dick, i burnt a hole in a bean bag by acciedent, and i had an apiphany to play curling on my corridoor. i called it SHOE CURLING

by FULLDECK26 March 4, 2011

Porcelain Curling

A game played on the toilet... when someone has left a sticky turd on the bowl and not properly flushed or scrubbed afterward, you can at least attempt to knock it clean off with your own poop, similar to the winter sports game of curling.

"Bob must have had something really sticky for lunch..."
"Why is that?"
"He left a massive turd on the side of the bowl... still, at least it meant I could get in a quick round of porcelain curling!"

by JimWood7575 March 13, 2022

brown curling

when some body is in desperate need of a shit and keeps farting.

I was in such desperate need of a shit i kept brown curling the smell was emense!

by mike January 5, 2004

toe curling

1. Getting some dick to mouth kisses
2. Hot blows

1. Your buddy says he brings his girlfriend along while cut hay so he's not alone, but we all know he's really toe curling in there.

by Bigby K. Newgate January 27, 2018

mississippi curling iron

you wrap the hair of your lady friend around your erect penis and commence to masturbate and shoot your ejaculate down the back of her neck.

hey tom dizzle i did what you said and gave my girl a mississippi curling iron haahaha!!!

by Tom dizzle June 22, 2011