Christoffer

Christoffer is the most amazing boyfriend you could ever had. He is smart and funny. He makes you laugh and hugs you when you cry.
He loves food and candies, he is not much into cheese.
Christoffer is loyal and honest, he will spoil you and hug you and kiss you every single day.
Christoffer liked to travel and he is not scared about trying new things.

Girl: my boyfriend is perfect
Girl 2: oh really? How is he?
Girl: he is a Christoffer

Girl 2: ahhhh lucky yoj

by Mxdk1991 January 31, 2020

christofascist bullshit

The creeping, legal erosion of constitutional rights by the acts of religious-minded government officials and Supreme Court justices that is transforming the United States into a country controlled by a minority view rather than the will of the people.

Oh, shit. Look behind us!
Who is it?
It’s the goddam abortion police; they’re checking for people trying to cross state lines to obtain reproductive health care.
Seriously!?
Yup! They’ve also got pregnancy check-points set up between states.
That’s christofascist bullshit!
Yeah, it is. Get out of the car, NOW! I ain’t going to jail for attempted murder.

by YAWA July 17, 2022

Rakesh Cristoval

A Indian Immigrant that pranks people who are jackasses

Yo, Rakesh Cristoval was scamming mans out on the east side

by Memetastic February 25, 2017

Cristobal

Cristobal is a very quiet shy guy, in parties he will just get drunk always the kinda gei boy.

We love Cristobal

by Anonaimus November 21, 2021

cristo rey columbus high school

A shitty ass place where the food is ass and the teachers are helpful like 1% and all the studentsa re dumbfucks cuz theyre not taught right

I went to cristo rey columbus high schooland almost got shot cuz its so ghetto

by jogn wilurcock November 22, 2021

Mannaggia al core de Gesu Cristo

A sophisticated and eclectic piece of blasphemy most popular in Rome. Grave insult directly to the Baby Jesus. Usually used in scenarios of extreme rage and/or pain.

Person A: They stole your motorcycle!!
Motorcycle Owner: Mannaggia al core de Gesu Cristo!

by dystopianleapingfrog October 27, 2021

Cr1stoforo

A man who gets the wrong idea of things easily, especially when it comes to gloves and Haoyy which is suppose to be haOyy. He is also a dude who lives with women because the girls think he's gay and because he's too nice (chico)

dude, he's ebaying gloves, must be a descendant of Cr1stoforo

by haOyy July 11, 2010