clowney bitch

Clowney bitch is a female in the act of foolishness or silly pointless words chosen by her mouth in a argument

Since Izzy decided to run her mouth and say stuid shit Cadence called her a clowney bitch

by KingKlownBtch September 20, 2017

Clowneying

The act of faking a sports related injury that would seemingly be minor in order to mask under performance in a given athletic year usually in the context of a college football season.

That defensive end was Clowneying a pinky toe injury because he was unproductive in the first two games of the season.

by UrbanTiger October 8, 2013

Clooner

Quite simply, the rap god

I'm going to the temple today to pay my respects to the almighty Clooner in exchange for a small amount of swag

by homsardo December 8, 2018

Clooneying

Unusual fear of long-term, age-appropriate commitment resulting in a lifetime of brief romantic dalliances with SIGNIFICANTLY younger women.

Symptoms include: heart tension, hyperventilation, tourettes, raised body temperature, excessive horniess.

NB: Sufferers are also reported to be most satisfied with their lifestyle choice.

While out in a club a young lady takes your fancy. Being the embodiment of cool, sophisticated charm you swiftly get the attention of your friend to convey what your keen eye has just observed.

"FAAAAAAAACCKKK! T*ts on her!! I'm Clooneying pretty hard here!!!!"

by GorgeousGeorge April 9, 2013

Mayson Cooney

Mayson Cooney is a girl that lives in the trees with stoner goblins in the forests of New Zealand. Mayson Cooney is proof that god exists. Mayson Cooney is beyond cool. She sits in the trees and smokes out the goblins. She got a Masters degree from Auckland University as a Marijuana Farmer. She asked for cheez its but The Goblins gave her a magical potion and instead starts to hallucinate. She can sometimes be found next to the Giant Rock dropping acid with the fairies. Her morning begins by taking a bong rip from Chads rasta bong and then when she gets the munchies she calls jesus on the phone to get a pizza delivered. Jesus shows up with a holy pizza and smokes her out with some purple kush from yucca valley.

Yo Mayson Cooney where the weed at? Lets get high

by chad likes muscle cars June 24, 2014

cooney

Minnesota term - in noun form usually referring to an inbred ear biter with a snarfing problem. As a verb it describes drooling on one's self and/or attempting to bite one's own ear.

Noun: Man, Jesse's gotta lay off the booze, he's turning into a cooney.

Verb: Look at that kid sitting in the corner cooneying... someone tell him he'll never be able to bite his own ear.

by Meesta Mosha October 3, 2007

Clowney

Verb meaning to physically destroy someone or something.

To Clowney, past tense: CLOWNEYED.

If that guy keeps talking smack I am going to go over there and CLOWNEY his ass!

Dang that smart car got straight up CLOWNEYED by that bus that hit it!

by Grouper2300 January 7, 2013