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Pussy Clogger

Everybody is familiar with the term "cock blocker" - a person that prevents a man from fullfilling his sexual desires with a woman.

A "pussy clogger" is a person that prevents a woman from fullfilling her sexual desires with a man.
A pussy clogger is usually found at social events such as bars or fraternity parties that are frequented by young coeds. The pussy can be clogged through a variety of mechanisms. Most famously, the "I`m tired, let`s go home" girl. Or even worse, the "Let`s go eat pizza and puke it up" girl. Or the "I drank too much vodka, please hold my pony tail back as I vomit" girl. Or the horrible, "I`m going to sit in the corner and watch you with a snide, critical eye that really masks my burning jealously and makes you feel self consious" girl.
by BT aka Tweekmaster 2000 August 15, 2006
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niggernogger asshole clogger

A black filipino dwarf agressively ramming random objects into ones anus or anal cavity
Wow man i ordered a niggernogger asshole clogger and i can still feel the gerbal from tuesday squirming around up there
by nnac May 30, 2017
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clegged

To be so drunk that you cannot make coherent sentences and revert back to a toddler-like mentality and you create a bulldozing tornado effect on everything. Clegged is never an understatement.
Dude I'm gonna get so clegged tonight.

I got so clegged last night that I actually broke through a wall.
He pissed on his bed. Yea he was pretty clegged
by djrequest March 18, 2011
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Indonesian ass clogger

When a woman has diarrhea, and you try to stop the flow with your penis.
I did the Indonesian ass clogger on my girlfriend last night.

This was thought up by my friend Benson.
by MHO April 13, 2013
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clogget

When you masturbate a lot and then sometime when you pee the jizz gets built up and and starts turning kind of black and then you pee and it goes in like 3 or 4 different ways.
Person 1: Dude, sometimes it sucks that I masturbate too much
person 2: why is that?
Person 1: because then the jizz hardens up and you get a clogget
by AG #uno baller January 26, 2010
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Clegged Up

Adj. when somebody's literary agent is Bill Clegg of The Clegg Agency.

V. the act of Bill Clegg becoming your literary agent.
"I think Tao got clegged in like 2011? Taipei and Trip clegged af."

"Wow, I think Honor Levy, @themasterofcum, @writers_life_tips, and Obese might really get clegged up soon."

"Yeah he's pretty clegged right now I think."
by writerslifetips April 17, 2021
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Cali Clogger

What you call someone traveling from California to another state and leaves a massive shit in the toilet in your hotel that you can’t flush no matter how hard you try.
Dude you should’ve seen what I left in the toilet in NY... let’s just say they’ll never forget the Cali Clogger!
by Pseudofritz September 22, 2020
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