100% Certified

Adjective:

1. The art of being fearless in the bedroom when it comes to pounding box.

2. During the act of pounding box, there are no limits to how far you will go to show her who is boss.

3. On a female the licking and cleaning of the anus and the region above or below ( depends what position your in ) the box.

4. Once recieving the title everyone knows who the 100% Certfied guys are and they attract girls who want to get certified.
Guy 1: Yo last night I had sex with this dime slimmy.
Guy 2: Nice breh did you lick her asshole?
Guy 1: No why you ask?
Guy 2: Cause then your pathetic self ain't "100% Certified."

Rico Suave loves lickin anus and cleaning that shit with his tongue...That white boy is 100% Certified.

"Girls love guys who are 100% Certified"
by Rico #10 December 18, 2009
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Certified G

a Badass that makes people wish they were them
Justin Bieber : if iwas a Certified G I wouldent be gay
by SaintRow for life March 22, 2017
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HP Certified

1) Being certified by Hewlett Packard to fix their brand of printers and workstations.
1) I am HP Certified to repair HP 4000's LJ printers.
by towlie October 02, 2002
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Certified Bop

Another way to say this song fuckin SLAPP!
Listening to The Box by Roddy Rich: OUUUU! TURN IT UP TURN IT UP THIS IS A CERTIFIED BOP!!
by AnonymousUniverse February 07, 2020
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certified intellectual

1. A college graduate of Liberal Arts from an accredited university.

2. Someone possessing a Bachelor's, Master's, or Doctorate Degree in anthropology, archeology, foreign language, geo-politics, history, philosophy, psychology, political science, religion, sociology, ect.

3. One who can articulate their thoughts and ideas through a well-written essay or speech but cannot apply any of it to real life situations.

4. A person all the architects, biologists, chemists, computer scientists, engineers, physicists, ect., think are fools and should to be applying themselves to a career/major that's actually productive and not a waste of time and money.

5. Someone who thinks an idea such as Indian Giving is a good idea.

6. A politician.

7. A party pooper.
Is Dennis coming to the party?

Parties bore Dennis because he's a certified intellectual. He's probably reading The Prince or The Communist Manifesto again...


by Hcet Ainigriv April 18, 2009
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diamond certified

When one's nipples are so hard due to the cold (or otherwise :)) and are so hard they could cut a diamond.
*gets splashed with cold water* I am now diamond certified.
by NotSikkiTephens December 12, 2013
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YouTube Certified

The belief that by watching a "How to" video makes you a certified expert on the matter.
This genius thought he tell me how to do my job, cause he watched a 10 minute video. Bro' must have been YouTube Certified!
by Franklin'ation September 23, 2020
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