buttmuffin

A steaming fresh poop, big and smelly.

I'm baking a hot, fresh buttmuffin for you as we speak

by NogginFresh November 29, 2010

buttsniffer

nasty person

you are such a buttsniffer

by Blah! August 8, 2003

buttsniffle

When your butt stinks so badly that you have to smell the stench away.

" I have a buttsniffle mom! Help me smell it away."

by Furyfreeze2005 November 17, 2016

platonic butt stuff

When two or more "neighbors" hangout on Christmas eve to clean each others starfish.

My friend bill always gets together with his neighbor on Christmas eve for platonic butt stuff.

by elfontheskid December 24, 2014

buttsurfer

A member of a clueless freshwater species known as the river kayaker who ventures out of his element and into the lineup thinking he or she can actually surf, with no concern for the hazard posed to real surfers by a huge uncontrollable boat and paddle. Obviously afraid of salt water, as indicated by presence of nose plug, helmet, and life vest.

"Hey, bra, what's up with that buttsurfer crowdin' the lineup? If he likes sitting on his ass so much, shouldn't he stay in his cubicle?"
"Dude, I know, he totally ran me over when he got caught inside on that big set!"

by mountainsharkbait May 8, 2009

butthuffer

1. one who like to smell others's and their own gas.
2. one who like to stick their nose in other peoples' business.
3. an idiot, a moron.
4. a smoker, one who smokes.

"i am so sick of these butthuffers smoking outside of work."
"miss jameson is a total butthuffer. i dont hang out with her because she is always spreading gossip."
"these butthuffers got the entire show cancelled.."

by lizifer42 February 5, 2010

butthuff

Idiot, loser, dork, ignoramus, non-thinking person

That butthuff actually submitted that definition to Urban dictionary.com?

by Skeeter August 26, 2003