Seymore Butts

Greatest Pornographer of Modern Times, KING OF ALL BUTTS!!!

A Pool Party at Seymore's

by Mari Possa July 1, 2003

Prince of Butts

<see above definitions>. Also he, in all his utter flamboyancy, greatly romanticises the concept of homosexuality, treating it as a most passionate, even somewhat mystical form of art brought to its fullest bloom through masterful verbal articulation (in a British accent of course), refined mannerisms, striking gallantry, and extravagant attire characterized by bright colors, exquisite designs, plumage, jewels, flowing robes, fine wigs, ornate codpiece, etc.

The original Prince of Butts, who lived in the days of the old, spent his time like many other boys- planting flowerbeds,sewing his own clothing,and sipping fine wines. He was known to watch birds, admiring their flamboyant plumage, which he would harvest to create extravagant feathered hats. He was often caught plucking feathers of exotic birds, even those owned by others and endangered species. The Prince of Butts at a young age awed people with his inclination for ballroom dancing. All too often he was caught having sword fights with other young men and boys, and was chided for his actions. He was a brash young lad. but being driven by his deterination to have the curiousities in his mind answered and forbidden dreams made true, with long black hair flowing he rode out early one morn to begin his quest. The tales of his journeys and exploits are extensive, as he encountered the menliest of men- Butt Fabio, Sergio Aldio, and many others.

by The Noje October 15, 2003

Wilde Butts

Wilde Butts - A pair of extremely Awesome, Dynamic, Hot Artisan Chilli Bang Bang, burning bad Chilli Sauce, delicious Hot Sauce makers extraordinaire from a farm in Africa on a mission to share their amazing sauces with like minded people

Wilde Butt's Kick Ass! Is that delicious tasting sauce from Wilde Butt's ?
Wilde Butts make the best Chilli Sauce ever!!
Try Wilde Butt's Chilli Bang Bang - it will blow your socks off....

by Wilde Butts August 1, 2017

the balls and the butts

A colloquial phrase referring to the basics of a job, task, or concept. Similar in use to "the nuts and bolts" or "the ins and outs". Interestingly, all three of these phrases contain double entendres, but are intended for use in a generally non-sexual manner.

Oh, you're new here? Let me show you the balls and the butts of running the cash register.

Jesse, shut up. You really don't understand the balls and the butts of comedy.

by Patrick G. April 29, 2008

Jane seymore butts

Kay Jewelers exclusive Open heart collection by Jane Seymore. It looks like 2 sets of butt cheeks.

I got my wife the Jane seymore butts necklace for valentines day. She took it back.

by Neoxin February 21, 2011

i like big butts

a phrase, usually followed by "and I cannot lie"

Always trust one who likes big butts, for one cannot lie.

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE

by iamarealamerican July 19, 2015

ripping butts

Smoking cigarettes with vigor, typically as part of a group of others also smoking.

My friends and I were at the bar last night ripping butts and having a grand old time.

by Dr. Yan August 23, 2011