butterfinger shower

When a person eats butterfingers and then sneezes all over the back of your head or directly in your face.

After a resounding night of trick or treating, Janine in a drunken stupor spat on her friend in a wild butterfinger shower.

by sumnoidfucksgoats December 29, 2015

Butterfinger

The result of getting fingered in the butthole

Dalton gave Charlotte butterfingers last night

by overbite clown November 24, 2016

butterfingerhowell

the best instagram account in existence

"you're not following @butterfingerhowell on instagram?!"

by okaye September 3, 2017

butterfinger

In order to butterfinger, one must first excrete loose, watery bowl movements (diarrhea) through their anal canal. As this process is taking place, a second party (preferably a lover) inserts their philanges into said anal canal thus acquiring their lovely brown butter. The second party may then do what they please with their sweet juice.

Bartholomew: yo, bruh, I don’t feel so good. I think I have diarrhea.

Squinphoneous II: Yoo, bet, let’s butterfinger!! 💩

by TheAguirres November 19, 2018

Butterfingers

A clumsy person whose primary trait is their unfailing ability to constantly drop things, as if their hands were smeared with butter.

Darrell tried out for the football team, but he didn't make it because his butterfingers made him a massive millstone around the team's neck.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 3, 2021

Butterfinger

Where u butter your phalanges and finger an asshole

My girlfriend gave me the biggest butterfinger I’ve ever gotten last night.

by Stephen A koolaid. November 18, 2021

Butterfingers

When your hands are covered in cum and it looks like butter

Alexa: After we did it I got some pretty severe butterfingers

by iamhorny April 21, 2022