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Dodgy Butcher

A butcher who likes his meat delivered in the back door
Rex: “Derek in the corner shop is a dodgy butcher
Shayne: “Hey?”
Rex: “Derek is fond of the old dick.”
by Fcfsby January 28, 2022
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fancy a butcher's?

Shortened version of an old Cockney slang term "Fancy a butcher's hook?", meaning " would you like to take a look?"
by ams01 January 27, 2005
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Necro Butcher

The best professional wrestler in the entire world. He is the Hardcore Jesus, messiah, savior of professional wrestling in America.
Q: Whos the best wrestler in the entire world
A: Necro Butcher
by Necro Mark November 3, 2007
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Crafty Butcher

A Homosexual, Mostly refering to Male homosexuality;
One who likes to have his meat taken around the back
Where would you like this meat put?
Round the back please, that's where I like it best
Oh I see you're a Crafty Butcher, can you open up then, I can't get in
by Matty/Boy March 9, 2007
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Crafty Butcher

The term is coined from an old English expression and is used to describe someone who is homosexual.

It comes from the 1930's when shopkeepers had to pay the tax man at the front door of their shops when receiving stock to sell, whereas the "crafty butcher" would have his MEAT delivered to the BACK DOOR.
"Check that guy, he's a crafty butcher, look at the way he walks."
"What do you mean?"
"Well he obviously takes meat round his back door."
by j4ynut April 25, 2010
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Rolling ball of butcher knives

A treacherous, nasty, dangerous person or thing you should steer clear of.
I avoid visits with my wife's family as my evil mother-in-law is a rolling ball of butcher knives.
by Sauceman December 27, 2004
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butcher's turd

A standard of unimaginable richness, originally used to complement a host's cooking at polite dinner parties. Latterly - and frankly much more amusingly - used to indicate extreme hypocrisy in the actions of public figures.
"Mrs Bennet, I do declare, your devilled kidneys really are as rich as a butcher's turd" - Jane Austen, 'Pride and Prejudice'. "Straight from invading Iraq and Afganistan, Tony Blair has laid a fresh butcher's turd by accepting the role of Middle East Peace Envoy" - Jon Snow, Channel 4 News.
by TheBigg6 August 31, 2010
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