Birth Control Glasses

In the US Air Force the eyeglasses issued are thick, black-horned-rimmed eyeglasses that are so ugly, they make the person wearing them equally unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of them impregnating or getting impregnated.

I was in Air Force basic training when they issued me my birth control glasses.

by Smokey March 3, 2005

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Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior

This bad ass will make you cry

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior is a name. He called you mean

by Yes, yes mam January 3, 2022

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bertholdt

Berholdt is a sweet and caring person when he does things he does them because he has to and hopes his friends will understand.

Bertholdt cares for his friends.

by glpuppyloveln June 20, 2017

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Birthday Immunity

from midnight to midnight on the day of your birthday, you can say and do whatever you want without consequences.

joe: hey sally I want to fuck you
sally: what the hell?
joe: BIRTHDAY IMMUNITY!

by bdayimmunity May 24, 2010

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cletus bartholomew

A smart, handsome, and happy man. Cletus has gotten into countless colleges! He was posted on many instagram college pages. He was once on a news channel. Congratulations for graduating, Cletus!

Me: Dude, I saw Cletus Bartholomew on tv.
Ethan: Wow! Cool

by elliot😼 July 20, 2021

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Birthday

The day people celebrate every year, forgetting that they are actually celebrating the day their suffering officially began.

Jack: Hey Tony what are you gonna do on your birthday tomorrow?

Tony: Bruh, I don't do birthday's coz I don't wanna celebrate the day my suffering began.

by Naughtyboy78 September 24, 2021

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