bugger

(verb) The uninvited, unwanted and unwelcomed intrusion of the anal cavity by some form of penis penetration.

: Nikki wanted to do well and please Shannon, but his lusts had been canvassing her whole body for a long time. Picking up on and sensing his apprehensions, Shannon touched his cheek lightly and said to him. "Considering all things, Nikki, I'm down for about anything you got on your mind. Just treat me right, respect me as you always have. Don't try and rape me or bugger me if I'm not in the mood.....just woo me and touch me and make me feel how I need to feel and I'll let you in anywhere you want".

by Nikki Stixx June 22, 2021

Silly Buggers

British origin.
Evolving from the term of abuse bugger, meaning a sodomite or irritating person. To play 'silly buggers' is to generally act the fool, lark about, waste time or generally mess things up. As illustrated by English band The Bus Station Loonies song "Playing Silly Buggers" (1995).

"They were too busy playing silly buggers to get the job completed in time".

by chris wheelie April 25, 2005

bugger it up

break it, ruin it, spoil it or damage it in some way

Don't lend him anything of value. He'll just bugger it up. He's got the Shitters Touch.

by yorrick hunt January 17, 2008

Chubby Bugger

A large and fleshy pudendum.

The larger the Chubby Bugger the softer the pushin'.

by SlimDingo October 30, 2016

bugger grips

Dickensianesque side burns upon which a homosexual advancing from the rear could in theory cling on to in order to gain purchase when doing the deed

Quentin is sporting some marvellous bugger grips these days

by very_ape February 10, 2005

Bugger's Muddle

1. Mess
2. Confusion caused by incompetence and/or lack of organisation
3. Complete cock up
4. Unsatisfactory result, often with comic consequences
5. Misguided effort
6. Fiasco
7. Result of failure to recognise consequences

Believed to have been in common usage in the British armed forces from WW2, now (2007) largely anachronistic and used by older persons who remember it or have parents who did... may link to the phrase "Don't let the buggers get you down" which probably refers primarily to the bullying of private soldiers during induction training by non commissioned officers.

About disastrous outcome caused by mismanagement:
"...The entire venture was doomed to be a bugger's muddle from the very beginning"

by Manton December 9, 2008

bugger off

Piss off, go away, move on, shithead.

Bugger off, asshole, you just dented my car!

by Funk July 16, 2003