Booty Buffet

(boo-tee buf-fey) Any single particular place or area that contains excess amounts women that have "More ass than a Donkey Farm". Any specific social gathering (i.e. parties, bars, nightclubs, etc) that is bountiful in bulbous booty, has an abundance of apple-bottom ass, hordes of heavy hiny, or a cornicopia of clean-cut cutta.

Guy 1: "Hey man, you hit the club last night?"

Guy 2: "Naw, man. I had to put in work."

Guy 1: "Damn man, you missed it. It was strait up a Booty Buffet in that bitch!"

by Chattom, E October 8, 2007

buffet buster

Overly gluttonous folks attending a buffet. Buffets are geared to make money on you, unless you are a buffet buster. Often times busters stay in the buffet for long hours (across brunch/dinner/supper) to stretch their dollar and waistband. Busters plan to hit the casino for the buffet only.

Dude look at that buffet buster. He's back up in the prime rib line again!

I saw that buster eating the brunch buffet and he's still there and it's 6pm!

by MetalFingersWB August 22, 2016

Seafood Buffet

A girl or guy whose crotch smells of fish* and crawling with crabs. Eat up!

*highly suggestive of herpes

In context of a guy friend getting dumped by his girlfriend:
It's okay man, bitch had a seafood buffet anyways.

by Albert2 May 12, 2007

All You Can Eat Buffet

When a guy is with a girl and he get's the opportunity to suck & lick anywhere he wants too

Craig : It was rather boring at my place last night Maddie just wanted to talk and watch the Friends marathon on Nick @ Nite!
Jake : Sucks for you dude I went to Kiersten's and I got to enjoy an All You Can Eat Buffet!
Craig : Wow how do you meet girls like that?
Jake : Just show them you 16 inch cock and they get horny!
Craig : Mine is only 8 think I got a chance!
Jake : No Chance In Hell Dude! Better get used to girll talk & Friends!

by SlopNChop October 30, 2017

Buffet Queen

Usually a larger robuste woman wearing plaid and elastic waist pants, that truly enjoys buffets. Visiting cheap buffets 3-4 times a week, often calling in advance to reserve a table up close for less walking. Staff know her by name. Buffet Queens look at eating as a technique.

Oh my gawd! Here comes the Buffet Queen...HIDE THE FRIED CHICKEN! Is she sweating gravy????

by Alotafagina May 14, 2006

buffet brigade

A group of large obese people who travel in packs

Four big girls were walking toward Beau and he said "Here comes the buffet brigade!"

by jollybean420 September 23, 2011

buffet dad

Someone who has to take a shit immediately after consuming a meal.

"Welp, time to go drop the kids off at the pool" is a common exclamation of a dad after going hard at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Hence he is a buffet dad.

by Buffet Father April 3, 2019