British humor

dont ask... very complicated, can take years and years to learn but the British do it naturally.

"I dont understand, must be British humor"

by Who Ate All The Pies July 17, 2006

Britany

Britany is the most beautiful person.She is smart and talented.She always haves her bestfriends backs no matter what.Sometimes she could act like a bitch but still loves her friends.She is really fun.She had dated jerks but she don't give a fuck about them anymore.She also has the most beautiful eyes and hair.

There goes Britany let's say hi.

by 123roselyn.com123 December 3, 2016

a landan is da capital of Great Britain

In the postUSSRic countries this phrase show that the pronuncator of it is "intrested in learning of english, modern and up-to-date person, very educated and so on". But in reality it shows that person is just wanna image like this but have no power to work and study hard, but just say this words he thinks that make him educational and clever in eyes of environment

- Moi sin svobodno govorit po angliski...Sinok, nu-ka skaji jto-nebudz? translate:My son speaks english fluently. Hey, son, say something in english??
- a landan is da capital of Great Britain!
-OHO! TOCHNO KAK ANGLICHANIN GOVORIT! translate:Wow, he speaks like english is his mother tongue!

by KlausBorski October 20, 2020

British Cherry

A British Cherry is when you think you're going to get laid, but your girlfriend goes for her strap-on and ends up fucking you in the ass instead.

"Hey man, you okay.?"

"Ugh.. yea.. I thought I was going to get some with my girlfriend last night, but she gave me the British Cherry instead. I'm so fucking sore."

by SuccubusQueen June 22, 2020

Britarded

A word used to qualify a British 'person'. It is the combination of "British" and "retarded".

Britarded people often find their teeth to be disorganized and yellow.

- What's wrong with him?
- I think he's Britarded.

by Tufur February 26, 2022

British Exit

The opposite of an Irish Goodbye, the British Exit is a departure from a party that is specifically designed to be as harmful to everyone involved as possible. This can include verbal abuse, extensive damage, loud refusals to pay for anything, and hurling oneself through a closed window into people standing outside.

“Don't invite Dan over here ever again. His British Exit took us a week to clean up.”

by Toban_Frost June 26, 2016

Britannic

The HMHS Britannic was the third and largest olympic-class class vessel that was sister ship to the Titanic and Olympic. She was launched at the eve of World War 1 and was laid up at her builders, Harland and Wolff in Belfast, for many months before being requested as a hospital ship. Instead of being a luxourious ocean liner like Titanic and Olympic, Britannic transported sick and wounded soldiers over the Mediterranean Sea. One day, her life was cut tragicly short when she stuck an underwater mine in the Kea Channel. The Britannic sank in 55 minutes, resulting in the deaths of 30 people. The wreck of the Britannic is now lying on her starboard side, 400-500 feet underwater. She is in surprisingly good condition and is mostly intact, unlike Titanic who is slowly being eaten away by bacteria. Britannic will be with us for a long time unless if she gets raised or salvaged someday.

"Well at least the Britannic had a happier ending than Titanic."

by RedLightningStrike January 29, 2017