brit

The most amazing type of person. Anyone who is from England. The best race of people.

American: "Wow you just scored a hat trick"

Brit: "It's cause I'm a brit"

by anononymous3475745745745745747 October 29, 2010

Brits

People who live in Great Britain.They are hated all over the world.

Brits are toxic

Brits are gay

Brits are salty
Look at that brit, he is such a cunt

by Brits are gay May 19, 2019

BRIT

adj; similar to the adjective SHOT
also used as shotass , ex: BRITASS

*chemists and people of coolness in mr.dahlstroms chemistry class use this term frequently :)

why did you come to school today BRIT?!

by chemistrybamfs March 26, 2010

the brit

"i am a lesbian dominatrix mumma"

"theres the doggy moan, the combo clit-vaginal moan, the grace slick moan, the machine gun moan and uhh the british-greek moan"

by nyc February 06, 2003

Brit Monkey

A way a tech support scammer calls someone from the United Kingdom

Scammer: are your from the UK
Victim: Yes I'm from the UK
Scammer: you pice of shit you a Brit Monkey

by BritMonkeyDextopHasWirus August 11, 2016

brit shalom

An alternative to traditional Jewish circumcision, where a pomegranate is symbolically cut instead of the baby boy. During a brit shalom the Jewish newborn male is given a Hebrew name and welcomed into Jewish life.

My nephew's parents are proud Jews but didn't want to circumcise their son, so they had a brit shalom instead. Everyone cried — except the baby!

by BeatriceC1000 August 31, 2020

brit-nose

A person with superior brown nosing ability.
a person who places there nose so far up someone’s ass while speaking in the most elegant Shakespearian way.

Rob was able to parlay his exceptional Brit-nose talents into a high paying promotion.

by Seddy Mazel February 24, 2018