Before the 100 meter sprint I was definitely brewing a shartonnay. Right as I crossed the finish line I popped the cork and sharted all over my legs and shoes. I need to do some laundry.
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Ryan : Sorry man i was breading the chicken.
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Adam : Word, hook me up with the Gold Bond.
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