Brangelina

a name made up by people that hate their own lives that they have to watch Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to have any satisfaction with living

Sue:Can you believe Brangelina is adopting a baby from Mauritania?

Me: Where the hell is that

by Diablo45 November 2, 2006

fag bangle

A gay man used as status symbol - alluding to being worn on the arm like a cheap trinket. Predominantly by a single, straight female who would be described as a 'fag hag'

"Come On Eddie, you don't need a fag bangle"<br><i>AbFab, Gay </i>

by Steve Powell December 11, 2003

bangle dangle

A middle aged balding overweight gentleman who jabs his penis head into his stomach fold to allow the dangling of his testies while free balling at work. Most Grocery store produce managers, 90% to be exact perform this act.

Tina - Walking to the salad bar "What the fuck is up with Blake?"

Jenny (Deli Clerk) - "uhhh is he walkin weird?"

Tina - "yep"

Jenny "then he's probably doing the "bangle dangle"

Tina - "I'm not even going to ask"

by dangchicago April 17, 2009

bangle

To fail in spectacular fashion, bungle, goof. Inspired by former BMW designer Chris Bangle, whose radical 6 and 7 Series redesigns of the 2000s pale in comparison to BMW's classics and remain rolling visual atrocities to this day.

AJ came off the bench to try and win the game on the last drive, but bangled his chance by throwing four straight incompletions and sealing the rival team's comeback win.

by beckenbauer November 16, 2011

Bangled

In reference to Chris Bangle, BMW's head of bad design. It refers to something that was great, but has been reworked into something new and horrible which doesn't represent the previous version's awesometude.

I'd buy a BMW 5 series, but only if the new versions weren't so Bangled.
New Coke was seriously Bangled.

by Drew Carter July 16, 2008

bangle

To screw up. To ruin something that was formerly beautiful, especially in the field of design. Taken from the name of BMW's controversial designer Chris Bangle.

I really like the Bilbao, but I think Frank Gehry really bangled the Seattle EMP.

by Nirad December 3, 2003

Brantley

Tall, handsome, big luscious lips, he makes your heart melt on an everyday basis. The best boyfriend you could possibly have, he tells your beautiful and that he wants to cuddle. He is also hot, caring, charming, lovable, and just the best guy ever. Has a big dick and hes just looking for the perfect girl to share his love with!

Girl 1: Look at that dude hes so hot!

Girl 2: Hes a total Brantley

by Rbrbrb121212 August 13, 2017