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Handwashing vs Brainwashing

Two modes of processing intelligence concerning COVID-19.
She was tuned to CNN, he to Fox News. She believed you could not be too careful. He believed it was a liberal hoax. Their tiny apartment had become a Handwashing vs Brainwashing battlefield.
by Monkey's Dad April 5, 2020
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Braingas

When someone farts nearly 100 pounds of hydrogen sulphide and it comes out with the power of a jet engine and it smells so bad that you suffer brain damage.
Mike did a Braingas and I got a bad case of dementia.
by MrPhoton July 3, 2018
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braingasm

(n) a subtle pleasure expressed when the brain is exposed to stimulating discussions. Such non-sexual pleasure, bonds the people taking part in it. This activity often occurs between Bibi and Chouchou.
Oh my gods; the discussion we had about the human condition last night gave me a braingasm bibi.
by lalakis_stephanos May 28, 2019
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Brandashia

She is a Beautiful person, She loves to fight and she a Scorpio ♏️ and she got one favorite cusin that she don’t play about
Don’t mess with Brandashia and cause she don’t play
by Laidon June 7, 2020
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Banbash

When you stick bamboo up your ass and eat Asian noodles
"In horror, I watched my friend perform a banbash ritual"
by Vazeric December 30, 2020
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brianwashed

When an imposter illusionist masquerading as a magician forces his own opinions and beliefs on you so badly and with such force that you have no choice but to submit to his will. He fraudulently parades around as a beautiful deep being full of magic and mysticism and an inner knowing that makes others curiously drawn to him.

Unfortunately Brianwashed huemans get trapped in a human matrix TeHE BRIAN had laid for them. This HUEManix is a ridiculous facade of some cobbled together graphics and a Wordpress site, which is only a small step above a WIX page.

To become feee from the brianwashing takes a strong moral character and visual clarity so that you can see the truth if the matter at hand, brianwashed people can sometimes be confused with actual crazy people and may spend some time in a loony bin or a mental health facility where they will learn how terribly ineffective our current mental health practices are at CURES.

The biggest asylum for those who have been affected by a Brianwashing end up at the Disneyland Insane Assylum in Riverside, CA.

There is no ckear way to avoid an attach from the entity that is the BRIAN. BUT the most effective way to heal from such an experience is with lovin kindmess and patience, gentle handholding, and compassionate care for the inner child of your heart and soul.

Love and Light Clear Brain Storms & clean 🧼 yet brianwashing.
Lucy Light: Oh my lord, did you get brianwashed too?

Lili Light: Yes I did, but I was stuck at the Paris Disneyland assylum.

Lucy Light: damn, how was it? I had to stay overnight at the Riverside Disneyland assylum. So many hyenas were there, but we also saw many other avatars, like Mickey, Pocahontas, Jem, and Tom Cowan, the beautiful gay vampire who can shapeshift and change time. Did you see anyone?
Lili Light: All I saw was Esmeralda and a rat. 🤷 ♀️
by Whatsit2yaa May 1, 2022
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Texas thot brainwash syndrome

Texas thot brainwash syndrome is when a brainwashed male thinks that confidence will always get you a girl noteably in Texas, because in Texas the majority of girls are thots who manipulate guys into thinking confidence is the key to a girlfriend and that it's the only for sure way to get a girlfriend in this entire world.
"Oh you want relationship advice? Don't ask Mark, he's just going to tell you that confidence is the key to a girlfriend
because he has been diagnosed with Texas thot brainwash syndrome."
by Exelios July 13, 2019
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