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brainshit

To literally shit using your brain instead of your (or another's) anus. Most often done by people who want to make up definitions to words that don't really exist in order to appear in an online "definitions" database.
Most people posting things to "The Urban Dictionary" are just taking huge brainshits.
Hey Cody! Earl, Jordan and me just posted a definition of "ba-donk-a-dank". Of course, "ba-donka-donk" was already done, but we just wanted to brainshit. Aren't we cool?!
by Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj September 23, 2005
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texas brainshot

The act of shooting somebody or something in the ass.
- So what happened to him?
- Got the 'ole texas brainshot.
- Ah, that's a shitty way to go.
or
- How's yer hunting? Heard you got 'cha a biggun th'udder day.
- Yep, gave him the ole' texas brainshot.
or
- You score with <woman> last night?
- Yea, man... texas brainshot!
- Nice.
by Foxhawk September 6, 2008
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Brainshit

Brainshit is a group that got a youtube channel: youtube.com/brainshit. They are very stupid and only knows how to use the shit in their brains.
Hey, that was something only Brainshit would be stupid enough to do!
by Brainshit September 14, 2020
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Donglefuck Brainshit Zeedong

A really weird person who watches Paul Blart - Mall Cop 5 times on Sunday 3, 2009 December.
That dude is a Donglefuck Brainshit Zeedong!
by paulblartzeedong January 7, 2024
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shite for brains

Did you really put a pizza in the oven for 30 minutes without turning the fucking oven? Come on, shite for brains, use common sense!
by what do i care 125 February 9, 2022
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