borgasm

A moment when you realize you are extremely bored. Similar to a FML moment.

wow, i was at joey's the other day, we were watching re-runs of who wants to be a millionaire all day, it gave me a borgasm.. fml

by theoinkster August 27, 2009

boregasm

Boregasm happens when a man is masturbating or having sex and for some reason the stimulation stops just in time to prevent the orgasmic feelings, but not soon enough to stop ejaculation. Unless you are a zealot who believes that all pleasure is a sin but procreation is a must, this is a situation that is best avoided.

Nice timing mum, i said keep out of my room when im reading. You gave me a boregasm you bitch.

by mandatorysodomy January 16, 2018

Boregasm

Someone telling a spectacularly dull story, and is fully into it.

Dave was almost frothing at the mouth talking about his iphone last night. Thought he was going to boregasm.

by Igate March 14, 2018

Bonagas

Huge, saggy, pepperoni nipple tits on the African women you may frequently see on National Geographic. Considered so unattractive and non-sexualized that they are not even censored on television.

Dude my mom blocked porn on my laptop after she checked my search history, so I had to make do with the bonagas on TV.

by DMILLZ96 September 9, 2019

Boregasm

A disappointing orgasm generally stemming from masturbating to uninspiring porn.

I was watching this horrible porn the other day and had a boregasm. Better than nothing though.

by Chiboyrick December 15, 2020

Boregasm

To have an orgasm when one is bored you see this a lot in live webcam chat. The giveaways are usually vaping drinking bottled water or studying ones nails intently while faking it.

I was watching the Russian webcam girl last night. Boregasm is all I can say.she basically. Phoned it in!

by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021

Borgasm

When your so bored you forget you exist

Oh sorry can you repeat that I had a borgasm

by GoldenPotato4 April 12, 2022