bollock

1. to knacker, chew out.
2. to knacker, tire out.
1. He got bollocked by the teacher for swearing.
2. (after lots of jogging) God, I'm bollocked.
by planethopper July 03, 2005
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bollocks

A negative term used by the English.

Literally, it's slang for testicles, but like shit it's also an adjective.

If something is bollocks, it's poor quality.
If something is complete bollocks, it's a lie.

It's even a verb, too.

If you got bollocked by the teacher, he punished you violently.
If you bollock someone, you beat them up.

It's also a swear-word.

Someone might say oh, bollocks! if they fail an exam.
Ow! You hit me right in the bollocks!

This film is bollocks.

Everything you've told me is complete bollocks.

I got bollocked by the teacher for getting an F!

I'm going to bollock you so hard ...

Oh bollocks! I'm dying!
by Buggenheim October 28, 2007
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bollocks

"Bollocks to the signal fire!" says Piggy.
by amanda hugginkiss January 17, 2004
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bollocks

A drunk man running around in a kiddie pool in a speedo at a party.
The bollocks scared away half the girls at the party.
by Buck Rick Alter November 08, 2009
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gonad, ball, testicle. pl. Bollocks
He's dropped a bollock. He's made a mistake. (i.e. he's made a schoolboy error)
You're gonna get a bollocking now.
You're in for a right telling off (i.e. kick in the balls)
by Steven Norgate January 31, 2003
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bollockitis

That reoccuring ache that tells you it is time to see a doctor who is not too shy. Get it checked out before you drop one.

No, really, get it checked......
Bob though he just had bollockitis. Until he got a tip-off.
by domivegas June 28, 2007
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