bollocks

British Slang for damn.

My car was stolen! Bollocks!

by Pee in the park June 7, 2005

bollock

1. to knacker, chew out.
2. to knacker, tire out.

1. He got bollocked by the teacher for swearing.
2. (after lots of jogging) God, I'm bollocked.

by planethopper July 15, 2005

bollocks

A negative term used by the English.

Literally, it's slang for testicles, but like shit it's also an adjective.

If something is bollocks, it's poor quality.
If something is complete bollocks, it's a lie.

It's even a verb, too.

If you got bollocked by the teacher, he punished you violently.
If you bollock someone, you beat them up.

It's also a swear-word.

Someone might say oh, bollocks! if they fail an exam.

Ow! You hit me right in the bollocks!

This film is bollocks.

Everything you've told me is complete bollocks.

I got bollocked by the teacher for getting an F!

I'm going to bollock you so hard ...

Oh bollocks! I'm dying!

by Buggenheim November 15, 2007

bollocks

term used in LOTF

"Bollocks to the signal fire!" says Piggy.

by amanda hugginkiss January 17, 2004

bollocks

A drunk man running around in a kiddie pool in a speedo at a party.

The bollocks scared away half the girls at the party.

by Buck Rick Alter November 7, 2009

bollock

gonad, ball, testicle. pl. Bollocks

He's dropped a bollock. He's made a mistake. (i.e. he's made a schoolboy error)
You're gonna get a bollocking now.
You're in for a right telling off (i.e. kick in the balls)

by Steven Norgate January 31, 2003

bollockitis

That reoccuring ache that tells you it is time to see a doctor who is not too shy. Get it checked out before you drop one.

No, really, get it checked......

Bob though he just had bollockitis. Until he got a tip-off.

by domivegas July 31, 2007