Face-boating

Showing off on Facebook by making extravagant and false claims, with the sole intent of showing off to one's peers when having nothing remotely interesting to say about his/her otherwise mundane existence.

David is face-boating, his status is "having lunch with Nelson Mandela."

by rhf123 July 1, 2008

e-boating

The act of 'motorboating' the virtual image of a woman breasts during video chat.

E-boating my girlfriend when I am away on business keeps our relationship exciting.

by JJ126 October 17, 2011

Coyote boating

Motor boating the booty cheeks

I'm so drunk, I'm coyote boating my girls booty.

by Babbysmash July 3, 2016

steam-boating

the act of motor boating your anus on a females breast and letting out subtle, noiseless farts.

"hey Johnathan, i bet you wont ask that lady is you could steam-boat her."
"whats steam-boating"
"you know farting on her tits"
"oh, well here i go"

by Racial_slut January 26, 2018

chocolate shrimp boating

sticking ur big toe in someones ass and then sticking it in someones mouth

susan stuck her big toe in dwight ass then put it in his mouth. He sure does like chocolate shrimp boating.

by misfit7 December 13, 2010

Tug boating

The act of masterbation to a man whilst he is walking. Tug boating

Hey Ash, Would you mind tug boating me down the street since it's dark?

Sure, I have no beef with that. Don't worry my tug boating skills have excelled since the last late night walk we had.

by JB YO January 19, 2011

Nigger Boating

When a lit joint or blunt starts to only burn on one side. This term is a racial derivation of the term canoeing; this is because black people cannot afford boats, only canoes.

Oh shit Jim! That there joint is Nigger Boating!

by Umass Lowell Leitch Basement December 14, 2009