Blobbing

noun- A round of sloppy felatio

Sarah was blobbing me off gloriously, until I looked down and noticed it was Hank all along. Hank...what a kidder!

by keldard February 20, 2011

Lorena Bobbitt

A vindictive bitch, originally from Ecuador, who sliced her husband's penis off.

Don't go anywhere near Lorena Bobbitt, or if you do, guard your privates.

by Lady Michiru Kaiou February 26, 2009

blobbing

A time when you need to keep your distance. Woman's menstruation cycle.

"I'm blobbing this week"

by Qwerty yup April 4, 2005

blabbit

a skinny girl who talks too much and only eats salad

I got lunch with Sarah at Panera, she is such a blabbit. Between her talking and salad-chewing, I couldn't get a word in!

by elge3633 January 19, 2015

bobbitten

When a man or woman bits off a mans penis.

Karen: I bit off Jerry's dick and swallowed it whilst giving him head last night. It was delightful
Sally: Woah! I shall bobbitten Gerald tonight. Should be a good laugh

by Chompers March 9, 2015

Bobbiteer

Based on Lorena Bobbitt, a Bobbitteer is a woman that will penis your dick off if you piss her off enough

I pissed off my wife wife and was afraid she'll turn into a Bobbiteer and chop my dick off when I sleep.

by LostSoulColo69 February 5, 2018

blobfite

The ONLY reply that beats the fearful reply “no u” and it only works if you have the emoji, an alternative would be saying “fite me”.

It is the INSTANT win in a conversation.

Guy 1: ur mom gay lol
Guy 2: no u
Everyone: OHHHHH
Guy 1: fite me :blobfite:
Everyone: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by L'mone 🍋 December 11, 2018