A highly insulting term for a doofus driving instructor, especially ones with Hanson style nonce hair worth £100
by thruuth May 19, 2011
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The act of dipping your penis into batter and sticking it into a boiling pot of oil then having your girl not wash her vagina for multiple days so it secretes the stench of fish then you force your now deep fried penis into your girl's smelly vagina, therefore battering the fish.
Max: Bro, why are you holding your crotch?
Aaron: It kinda stings after battering the fish with my step sis last night.
Aaron: It kinda stings after battering the fish with my step sis last night.
by Mr Blev February 12, 2021
Get the Battering the fish mug.This is a sexual deviancy action which is composed of three steps. While having sex with a woman "doggy-style" you use your left index finger to "fish-hook" the woman's mouth. Second, once you have your "fish" on the line, use your right hand to punch her in the face with the intention of knocking her unconscious. Although it is ideal to cause unconsciousness with one strike, you may repeat if necessary. The final step requires a third party to be present. At this juncture, it is imperative to have a picture of your "trophy fish" to brag to your friends as they may not believe that you snagged such a lunker. In the final step continue to use your index finger to hold her up by the mouth (you may use your other hand to help alleviate the strain of holding up dead weight with your index finger by grappling the back of her neck or hair--just make sure it isn't visible in the picture) and have your friend snap a shot for posterity.
Ted: Golly! I am very excited to hang out with this lovely woman I met at the Creed concert last night! We shared a strawberry margarita together!
Harvey: That's fantastic! I will be over at 9PM sharp! I will have the camera ready after you finish Battering the Fish! We can dispose of the corpse in the morning!
Harvey: That's fantastic! I will be over at 9PM sharp! I will have the camera ready after you finish Battering the Fish! We can dispose of the corpse in the morning!
by The Big Cheez August 26, 2013
Get the Battering the Fish mug.Thinking that a suicidal (but sexy rust pro) is going to steal your probably really ugly (flat and big foreheaded) girlfriend.
No offence to the girlfriend she's probs rlly nice and not that ugly but I need to make a point.
It can also mean a mother fucker who is an absolute dick and loves fucking chix with dix while his mom watches.
No offence to the girlfriend she's probs rlly nice and not that ugly but I need to make a point.
It can also mean a mother fucker who is an absolute dick and loves fucking chix with dix while his mom watches.
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