Balamoried

The state of being extremely drunk, to the point where you are extremely vulnerable and have to completely rely on your friends to look after you.

Derived from the amazing Scottish kids TV show where all the actors are constantly 'oan wan'

to be 'balamoried'.

I am balamoried
you are balamoried
he/she/it is balamoried
We are balamoried
They are balamoried

Alternative words/phrases: mwi, drunk, steaming, pished, fucked, ruined, wrecked, shit faced, oot yer tree etc.

WITS EH STOREHHHH?

'Mind that time we shat in case we never got into the Barras because we were all balamoried oot our skulls?'

'I was absolutely balamoried at the weekend and I'm still hangin, never again man'

'Fuck drinking responsibly, we're getting balamoried'

by reallifequeen October 29, 2014

blame puberty

phrase for blaming things like webkinzcomet on, meaning the hormones were making you think "that way" ;)

some people may also want to thank puberty for it, depending on how they feel

It's not my fault, frickin blame puberty!!
No it's ok, we should thank it ;)

by Vicious_Vuhjaina January 30, 2016

blamble

A random happenstance.

Among their mad ravings were scattered disparate blambles and frivolities, which, even out of context would never have made sense to any but the most bizarre minds.

by scrabble dictionary March 3, 2017

Blame Ben am I right?

It's when you want to blame someone for something or something you did and you don't want to be blamed then you just blame Ben am I right?

Me:oops I accidently killed you...

Someone:wow how rude.

Me:welp you know what that means..

Me:blame Ben am I right?

by Lirainbow May 22, 2019

Blaajqueef

The act of launching a rotten hard boiled egg from your vagina, and shooting it at a dart board.

"You should've seen that Blaajqueef, I hit a bullseye!"

by MinionsFan28 September 26, 2021

Blame-Eater

Blame-Eater:

A person who happily accepts blame for things they didn't do, mostly to take the pressure off others and/or to assuage someone else's feelings, and also to avoid arguments and end the silliness of the blaming conversation. The blame-eater is comfortable enough in knowing themselves so as not to worry what others think, so the blame disappears in a puff of smiles.

John can be a bit blaming. Luckily, Jane adores him, doesn't want to fight, and doesn't mind being the blame-eater.
"So it's my fault now? Okay, I'll take the blame. Let's hug."

by JaneGordon.com February 2, 2023

99% blamer

Someone who shifts blame for global problems onto the general public rather than a select few.

See: Bootlicker

So he's saying that he won't be friends with anyone who uses plastic straws or eats meat? Man, what a 99% blamer...

by userhandlegoeshere October 28, 2021