batters box

Pertaining to the theoretical world of sexual bases; batters box refers to the pre-first base status of no titillating action.

She has never fondled with another person before; she is still in the batters box.

by Jesse M. Garcia August 23, 2008

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Butterscotching

The act of taking peanut butter (creamy or chunky), warming it in a bowl, then spreading it on a man's dick. Then, after the peanut butter is applied, cannon fucking a woman's (or man's depending on your preference) asshole until orgasm. Then, as the final move, felching the peanut butter cum mix out of said ass.

When asked if you want to go butterscotching, there is a certain response, please look at the example for said response.

Hey, wanna go butterscotching later?

Sure, chunky or creamy?

by OmniJesus January 19, 2010

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buttershoes

<adj> When describing a female, everything about her is appealing except for her shoes

(hot girl walks in)

Guy A: Oh oh oh! Her, mmm shes super fine...
Guy B: No shes not, shes a buttershoes
Guy A: A what?
Guy B: A buttershoes, everthing about her is hot 'but her shoes'
Guy A: oh oh...
Guy B: I'm depressed from now
Guy A: I think I'm gonna be sick..

by ukbajwa10 August 27, 2010

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Buttershits

The type of shits that come out with no internal form and that are extremely squishy, like butter that has been left out overnight. It has no structural integrity, so it slides out with ease and can be cut off with nary an inkling of effort.

Sometimes buttershits can be difficult to get completely finished with because the colon has a hard time figuring out how to thrust it out.

Oh God, I had the buttershits so bad! It was so runny that it just streamed down to the apex of both butt cheeks and dripped off from either side.

by Scrumfis August 13, 2011

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