betarded

The act of being both bizarre and retarded. A strange and unusual yet stupid individual.

"You lost the car?" You asked the drunk guy for directions to it?" That is both retarded and bizarre! You, my friend, are, betarded!

by Freakmeon April 13, 2008

Justin Beitard

A person who is a fan of Justin Beiber's music.

God i can't believe you listen to his music, you Justin Beitard.
Go listen to something good.

by kev Schmitt September 22, 2010

Botard

Losers who are to stupid to pass regular classes, hense the -tard part, so they go to B.O.C.E.S, hense the -bo part. Most of them are stoners and dont deserve to live.

Dude, you're going to B.O.C.E.S? you must be a botard!

by Botard hater August 29, 2005

bistard

"It's like bastard and dickhead combind-ed" - Joesph Brayden Bias.

Her boyfriend is a bistard for cheating on her!

by !YOYOYO! October 25, 2010

botard

A retard from Boston (ie Red Sox fans)

Hey Varitek, fuck you! You fucking Botard!

by a-rod August 2, 2004

batarded

Confused after having been beaten about the head and neck with a loaf of french bread, also known as a sourdough "batard".

I'm totally batarded right now, I can't even open this tin of cocktail wieners.

by p-tron 5000 January 21, 2008

batard

As the french call it, it means "Bastard", and as the english call it, it means Uber-n00b-who-likes-his-moma

You are a gay Batard u uber n00bish hoe!

by L33t Batard July 4, 2003