birthjay

A fat joint smoked at midnight on one's birthday

Happy birthjay! Let's smoke this shit.

by lilKnicky January 6, 2013

birthday neighbor

Someone who's birthday is the day before or after yours

Person 1: happy birthday! I guess that means we're birthday neighbors.
Person 2: really? Was your birthday yesterday or is it tomorrow?
Person 1: my birthdays tomorrow.
Person 2: well happy early birthday, birthday neighbor.

by Random person #135689293190 June 29, 2017

birth vader

a natural born evil person practicing his/her own -extemely- evil thoughts upon a person or a group of innocent people

.. he finds each and every youngling in the hood and abuses them, which is how two mothers from the hood spot that birth vader around our kids.

by kelamist November 29, 2019

It's Ray's Birthday

An excuse used when you want to sit at home and do nothing rather than go out or follow plans someone has made.

I can't go tonight, it's Ray's Birthday, sorry.

by Cockmaster7 February 9, 2014

Birther

Someone that gives life and revives.

Beyonce is a birther! Every time she drops a singles it gives life.

by Dani coola October 17, 2016

mole birth

A human baby not fully developed, but is carried to full term. A serious and lethal deformation. It may resemble a mass of cells or tissue, with or without hair and teeth.

The mole birth looks like a cluster of grapes. or
You won't be having a baby brother, unfortunately it's a mole birth.

by Collenchymaclaw October 13, 2008

Post Mortem Distress Birthing

Let me guess. You saw this on a reddit post and decided to check if it was real. Its not lol

Person 1: my mother got Post Mortem Distress Birthing
Person 2: that doesnt exist u fucking idiot

by RealXp March 26, 2022