Booty batter

A bowel movement with the consistency of a chocolate Mister Softee ice cream cone.

It took nearly a whole roll of Charmin to address my booty batter in the restroom; must have been the clams casino and pesto.

by ssCape August 7, 2013

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santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries

person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!

by Buzzer December 23, 2007

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Fortnite Battle Royale

A very unique form of birth control. When used by a male, he will never, ever get a woman pregnant (or, reportedly ever have sex), but when used by a woman, it’s effects are reversed. The woman in question will be consistently impregnated until she stops using. Due to this, it is mostly used by (straight) males.

After Fortnite Battle Royale came out, he never had any children until he eventually died 50 years later.

by Swift Internet Justice May 16, 2018

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