Tom Bergeron

some crappy television host that seems to represent 94% of ABC's program output. Hosts "Dancing with the Stars" and "America's Funniest Home Videos".

Jack: Did you see that crazy new reality show on ABC last night? It was crazy.
John: No. Who hosted it?
Jack: Tom Bergeron
John: Enough said.

by Corn Flake November 23, 2006

Berger

To have a warm drink, music, and a place to rest for a small amount of time. A form of hipster terminology.

Im not going out tonight, im just going to stay home and get my berger on.

by Bifenaa August 7, 2011

Bergeron

When you push an opposing player into your star goalie in ice hockey, injure him, and let an amazing playoff run go to waste.

Look! That idiot just Bergeron'd his whole team!

by Dean and Brendan April 6, 2009

Berger

Sticking one’s naked Butt into a defenseless person's face. Ideally the nose of the recipient will rest submerged in the rectum of the one who is performing the "Berger". For full success to be declared there must be visible feces on, or around, the nose of the recipient.

Tim was pinned down, violently attempting to escape, as Michael pulled down his pants and preceded to berger him.

by Michael "The Berger" King March 5, 2009

Beermergency

A pilot declares this (like declaring an emergency) so he can proceed direct to his destination and drink beer at the bar ASAP because if he is delayed at all, he legally can't drink because he has to fly early the next morning (pilots may not drink any alcohol during the 8 hour period before flying).

Pilot: Delta 1965 declaring a beermergency and proceeding direct Portland.

ATC: Delta 1965, I understand you are declaring a beermergency. Cleared direct Portland. Do you need any other assistance?

Pilot: Delta 1965 also requests maximum forward speed.

ATC: Delta 1965, approved as requested.

by PDX Pilot 1 January 12, 2012

Bergerpedia

That dubious distinction given to someone who has amassed a huge amount of knowledge, historical information, or worthless information and can provide said information on demand to fill in gaps, correct ignorance or just annoy others. Can have a lot of expertise and might be smart. He can easily provide information such as:

Almonds are members of the peach family.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Let's consult BergerPedia when he gets back from lecturing to settle the argument about which planet rotates the most around the sun.

by noanoanoanoa December 12, 2012

Berger Homeshield

For people who do not like dampness to ruin their plans and lives! Those who are smart and proactive and use only scientific solutions.

Rain check! Need Berger Homeshield asap. My walls are crying!!!

by Hellllloitzzzme462 November 23, 2021