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bederosexual

one who enjoys sleeping more than sexual intercourse. enjoys many snorgasms. can be shortened to "bedero."
"fuck relationships. i'm bederosexual anyways."

"dude, i had a hot date with twins. twin beds, that is. i'm so bederosexually aroused."
by wetdreamer3000 March 27, 2010
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Bedeviled Ex

Meaning: A Bitter, Soul Sucking, Possessed Ex who wants you back,

A Bedevilled Woman: Is sly and crafty, doing things like dropping your post to you at work at random times, She'll make it seem that she's doing you a favour when really it's just an excuse to see you, or sending emails and texts to pick up your stuff (WARNING) this is where she tries to lure you back to her lair, she may not (try it on) but watch out for tricky questions about your current affairs and relationships, like a witch possessed she'll eat your words and use it to her advantage and will try to remind you about the very few (good times) you used to have!

A Bedevilled Man: Is much less of a threat but far more irritating, He'll constantly remind you why he is awesome and all the cool things he's seen and done since the last time he contacted you, he'll always hug you in passing, and it'll be a confusing squeeze that makes you feel uncomfortable (so don't confuse a Bedevilled man, with an Ex who is still a friend) a tell tale sign of the Bedevilled man, is that 1. He's still telling his friends you where the best at certain sexual endeavours! 2. He's trying to rub your nose in his awesomeness and constantly bringing up topics you like or things you enjoy.
Bedeviled Woman

Guy 1: She came to bother me at work today and with a load of my post!

Guy 2: Shit dude, couldn't she have just dropped it off at yours? That is one Bedeviled Ex!

Bedeviled Man

Girl 1, I'm so sick of him going on and on about how awesome he is!

Girl 2, I know right, I mean, if he was THAT awesome you'd still be together,

Girl 1, Yeah the guy's Bedeviled I swear!
by SilentWisper May 7, 2010
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guy:ooo bedrock time to use my pickaxe
bedrock: nah fuck you
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Bede

A very sexy man. To be called Bede by anyone, whether or not it's your name, is one of the highest honours a man can get.
Girl 1: look at that guy over there.
Girl 2: oh my! I bet his name is Bede!
Girl 1: he's definitely a Bede.
by Sexy boi Bede October 19, 2019
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st bedes

People who attend St beds are all tramps from Lawrence Weston who can barely afford a doughnut from lidl in the morning before school. Girls at St bedes have their skirts so high their saggy arses hang out. St bedes is the right destination for your child if you want them to become a chav.
Her skirts so high her fanny is hanging out
Yeah she's from St bedes
by rufurnvruncdimciedeiju February 19, 2019
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bedroom

The room in your house where you sleep and keep your clothes. Bedrooms usually have a closet in them.
I need to go check my bedroom to make sure everything is still there.
by David March 6, 2004
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beddrobe

The art of piling clothes on a bed to be used
in place of a closet or dresser. The bed is usually in a spare bedroom and clothes requires ironing.
If a bed is not available one can always defer to a floordrobe.
My beddrobe is kept clean and tidy.
by koolkid-manchester October 6, 2008
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