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bastering

A corruption of the colloquial nonword adjective 'bastarding,' commonly used by one in the throes of a sudden effusive rage.

Most frequently pronounced without the g, i.e. basterin'.
How many fucking times do I have to trip over that cunting rug before someone MOVES the bastering thing?!?
by Andy Sword October 9, 2009
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basheering

That man was basheering in the restroom again
by Quasatiic May 21, 2018
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Related Words
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turkey baster baby

After days of his wife's pleading to have another child so McGruff would have someone to play with, Jason grabbed a 30-pack out of the fridge, picked up the keys to his tractor, and told his wife to go get a turkey baster baby.
by Mike Payne April 3, 2008
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vagina baster

A utensil that is used to douche the vagina.
Stephanie used the vagina baster after sex.
by Joey L**g December 21, 2006
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Waste and Baste

In order to Waste and Baste your woman, you need three essential items.

1) A handle of Tequila
2) A paintbrush (the bigger the better)
3) A bucket of Barbecue Sauce.

The steps to Wasting and Basting are as follows:

1) Get your woman REALLY drunk on Tequila. I mean, blackout drunk. So drunk that she doesn't even know what's going on. This is the waste part.
2) After she is wasted, you want to strip her down to her bare ass.
3) Take your paintbrush, and dip it into the Barbecue Sauce. Get your paintbrush covered. Make sure all of the little bristles are completely immersed in BBQ sauce.
4) Take the paintbrush, and spread it all over her fine ass and her titties. Don't be afraid to use the paintbrush!

And voila, you have successfully wasted and basted your first woman. BUT, if you really wanna be a man; there is one optional step:

5) Lick the BBQ sauce clean off of her ass and titties.
I would love to waste and baste that girl. I'd grab a paintbrush, slap some barbecue sauce on that ass, and go to town!
by WasteAndBaster August 6, 2011
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Basteing

Running around with a turkey baster filled with your brothers semen while trying to impregnate your girlfriend. Oh, two lesbians usually do this. That last part was kinda important.
"If you ever see someone running around basteing things, and its not thanksgiving, just run."
by lil pga pro 1 March 27, 2009
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Basted

A mixture of the words "baked" and "wasted;" a word to describe yourself whilst extremely high and drunk at the same time. Good to utter when in no state of mind to speak. Can apply to both good and bad experiences.
"I stumbled drunkenly into a circle of people smoking Afganny Kush and got handed the joint. I got freaking basted man."

"Hey bud, you doing ok?"
".....Basted....."

"Hot damn I was basted last night."
"Niiiice, good party then?"
"Fuck no bro, I had no clue what was going on and threw up in the backyard!"
by A Crooked Vulture November 13, 2009
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