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Tijuana Barber Pole

The act of realizing that the woman you are with is so wide, that the only way to please her is to anally fist her up to your elbow. It is know as the Tijuana Barber Pole because the only way to achieve this is to spin her around.
Damn, man, she's so wide I had to give her a Tijuana Barber Pole!

My boyfriend thought it was funny to give me a Tijuana Barber Pole for my birthday... I still can't sit down.
by BrackettE November 1, 2010
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tom barber

Someone who likes Cheese and can't stop pointing it out like a Mongoloid
by Tom B. Sucks February 24, 2019
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You can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.

17th century idiom.

A formal deductive logical device used in a debate that simultaneously agrees and disagrees with any proceeding statement or argument.

See also "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Winston Churchill said that."
A: Al you old son of a bitch, how you doing? how you feel about the Dolphins? That call last night was aweful.

B: As far as I see it, you can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.
by elip October 29, 2014
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Mr. Barber

The assistant-principal who works hard to keep hats/hoods off heads in the halls of Twin Valley.
"Where did your hat go, Kevin?"
"Oh, Mr. Barber, took it."
by Bruh413 November 4, 2019
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barber slap

A singular slap to the back of the neck when someone you know recently has a haircut within the past a day or two
Man, this haircut is awesome but I've been getting barber slaps all day
by Dreamon313 May 22, 2016
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Nigel Barker

Former model turned photographer; recurring panelist on America's Next Top Model.
Nigel Barker was the photographer on last week's episode of America's Next Top Model
by Mad K December 6, 2007
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Barkering

barker

2. The doorman at a strip club who gets you into the club without telling you the real price of the drinks. Or a person that hypes you into a deal without disclosing the true cost of entry.
That bourbon street barker got me into the club, and his barkering cost me big time. He's a barker convincing me it would cost $20, but once he got me inside it cost me $100.
by Legallywasted December 14, 2013
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