Bare

Can't experience something

I couldn't bare to watch the England Germany match . I knew we would not win . !!

by Pete4568 June 30, 2010

bare

bare means slightly too much of.

the cupboard was bare

i got attacked by a bare.

"i think we should cut down to the bare essentials"

by Hal June 11, 2003

bare

sheffield slang: a lot, loads, many

i don't give a shit if he's fucking her anyway. i'll be out tonight pulling bare lads, me.

by black market baby January 19, 2008

Bare Shelf

The shape of a womans tits when she has used a push up bra to lift her saggy deflated tits so high that it gives the look of a bare shelf, empty shelf or mantlepiece

You can always spot them because the top of the shelf is flat as opposed to rounded. A genuine full pair of tits would have a rounded top

What's with the bare shelf? Just let them sag and be proud of them. You ain't fooling anyone darling, there's no shame in being a punctured princess

by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

bare wood

the circumstance where the pubic region of a man is denuded of all pubic hair
the hairless male genitalia

Bitch #1: Susie, you will not believe what happened last night.
Bitch #2: OMG did you fart at the dinner table again?
Bitch #1: Not this time. No. I got tagged by Dave!
Bitch #2: Are you serious? He is sooo hot but really hairy. I bet his piece was a beast.
Bitch #1: Wrong again. He totally busted bare wood on my ass.
Bitch #2: Nice.

by drpoonandtheteenangels June 28, 2009

Bare Muck

The act of going for food with other people. Typically accompanied by a video where you name every person present at the 'muck' and then taking a large bite of whatever you ordered.

Russell: "Lets get it goin' ah?"
Friend 1: "Where are we going?"
Russell: "On a Bare Muck!"
Friend 2: "Oh great, im marved."
Friend 1: "Where's Schaffer?"

by SpicyOiBoi February 5, 2020

Bare Beans

To have an excessive amount of something; Usually money.

"Can you afford that?"
"Don't worry, I've got bare beans"

by TheBarestBean January 16, 2017