Backdoor Baptist

A Southern girl who won't have vaginal sex, but will have anal sex, before marriage.

Self explanatory, isn't it?

by Mike January 17, 2005

Westboro Baptist Church

A feces that gets stuck to your buttcheek, and leaves a really gross skid mark.

I was pooping yesterday and I got a Westboro Baptist Church...I hate when that happens!

by WBCsux August 7, 2010

Bantics

Banterous antics. Events that occur that will in the days and weeks to come be remembered and laughed about.

John : "Mate, we had some massive bantics last night after we finished that bottle of Captain Morgan"
James " Yeah, we'll be talking about that for a while mate"

by SeanyM December 17, 2008

jean-baptiste

A French bouquet, much french very paris.

Oh my god he is very Jean-Baptiste

by frenchy555 March 2, 2014

Baltic cocktail

A drink of Russian origin. Consists of 50 ml vodka and a spoon of pure cocaine. It is belived that it was very popular amongst the communist party members during the revolution of 1917.

-One more baltic coctail tovaristch Lenin?
-Охххх ЕП ТВОЮЖ МАТЬ!!! (Strong Russian language) I'm sorry tovaristch Trotsky. That baltic cocktail stroke me like a horny veloceraptor.

by Dildo-Diddly-Does2 April 21, 2010

Westboro Baptist Church

A cult 'church' that believes anyone who does not believe exactly as they do will rot in hell. They are most known for picketing by military funerals saying God is punishing America because the US is a 'f*g-loving country'. Not as well known is the fact they will picket high schools performing 'f*g-loving plays' and are planning to protest against the Super Bowl XLV because not everyone who attends these games is a member of their church. They will even be protesting against the Grammy's just because there are a lot of gay people and people who do not agree with them.

The preceding was an emotionless defintion. Here is my personal definition: Fucked up bastards who will probably end up rotting in hell because they hate people and forget that if they are with any sin, they shan't cast the first stone. See what I did there?

Westboro Baptist Church: Wanna learn how to be a hateful hypocrite? Go to godhatesfags.com. And yes, this is our real website. Look it up.

People with any sense of values: Fuck you Westboro!

Westboro Baptist Church: You disagreed with us. You are going to hell!

People with any sense of values: See ya there fuckers!

by Bree the Bisexual :) February 23, 2011

Surrey baptism

A coming of age event where a Surrey Girl, no more than 18 has 30 (or more) men ejaculate on her at once. The men are required to all wait to do it at the exact same time. The girl is required to love it. If she is a genuine Surrey Girl, she will.

Joe: What you do last weekend?
Mike: I went to a Surrey baptism and came on this slut!
Joe: Were there at least 30 guys there?
Mike: Yes.

by IcePic April 28, 2012